The good, the bad…. well, just the ugly really.
Sometimes you can be surrounded by things and just tune them out, because they’re a part of your environment. You give them no credence because it’s something you see everyday. But sometimes, just sometimes you suddenly become aware, it snaps into place and you go “holy shit! I never noticed…”.
What I’m trying to say is, WOW! There are so many UGLY people!
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not exactly super model material. To put it to you another way, I was at a comedy club once. The comedian on stage told us that one in three people are ugly. Look to your right and left, and if those people are ok looking, then chances are…..
And the people to my right and left were pretty good looking, is what I’m trying to say.
But really, compared to most people, I’m positively glowing.
All around me I see blackened and missing teeth, morbid obesity, poor hygiene, front ass, man boobs, that shit on your lips that gathers in the corner and forms strings when you talk (gross), grease, grime and a general lack of washing. Yellowed, blood shot eyes, low sloping foreheads, women with mustaches, men with perms. Overhanging guts, moose knuckles, clothing that hasn’t been in style since 1982 (the same year it was last washed), and halitosis that would knock a fly off the wall at fifty paces. Slack jaws, dumb looks, and a general sense of disgusting.
And all this even BEFORE I get into Wal*Mart.
And yet, all these ugly people are hand in hand with another equally ugly people with their ugly children in tow. You’d think natural selection would have already taken care of this, because who wants to get naked and sweaty with an ugly, weird looking smelly disgusting hephalump and suck unwashed smegma? How does this happen?
‘Nuff Said.
I likey the booooooobies!...
I’ve often wondered the same thing. Natural selection isn’t working for sh*t.
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It’s all about genetics and repopulating. An ugly person should have sex with an extremely good looking person to ensure the next generation will be esthetically better off. If that happens enough ugly people will slowly become extinct. Moonshine helps with this theory. So does dark rooms. Off to go trolling for ridiculously good looking people to test this out.
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So TRUE! I often wonder how the hell these people reproduce. I generally think it when I see a really really ugly pregnant woman, and try to work out who the hell made her that way???
Yay! You’re back!
Or maybe sperm DOES live for hours on the rims of garage toilet seats…
ps: do you live in redneck territory??
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Diesel, I think that natural selection is just behind. Eventually somethings gotta give, and then it’ll be survival of the fittest. Which will be very, very few of us
Meghan: Yea, I was going to try this with Sarah Michelle Geller. But with my luck, I’d end up with Sarah Jessica Parker. Gross!
Miss P: Although with some girls, pregnancy is an excuse to become morbidly obese, and stay that way. Hell, that’s America!
Technodoll: Yes, I’m in whitey Ontario, home of the mullet!
I think Ugly is a dominant trait.
On the downside, without these people, I’d probably still be a virgin.
The uglier the broad, the lower the morals, the more willing she is to bang someone like me without the need for roofies.
It’s like money in the bank.
The big, ugly bank.
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Ugly is a disease. I’d say we need to eradicate it but there’s still so much I want to do in life
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Bless Her heart!! Yea I say just people of that sorts should live their life and NOT try to get any off springs at all!!!
DAMN!
LOL mate… I read this and looked to my right and left…
I could see a picture of a horse and dog… am not even thinking… LOL…
btw, you dont have a stella in that pic…
take care mate… talk soon… cheers…
Great Post Thanx.