I’ve got a secret about Pam Anderson..SHHHHHH
I know something about Pam Anderson. I’m not supposed to say anything, but you know me. I’m a huge blabbermouth!
It seems that Mz. Anderson is getting a little miffed about being overshadowed by this newest generation of bombshells – Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and the like.
It’s well known that Pam is an attention whore, and theres only one way she knows how to get it. By getting bigger and bigger boobs.
This case is no exception. She’s going for the BIGGEST boobs that man has ever seen.
How do I know? Because as a municipal representative, I was involved in the construction project.
You heard me right. CONSTRUCTION. We were successful bidders to provide the necessary land for the project. Norwich won the other boob.
Don’t believe me? I took pictures.
Here’s a view from the outside, during construction:
Our biggest problem was keeping the seaguls from smacking into the side of the boob.
Some of the technical aspects proved especially difficult:
Here, you can see our successful test of the nipples response to cold stimuli
I couldn’t believe I was actually standing INSIDE the boob!
I'm in awe, and I HAVE to get a picture of this shit!
The boobs are scheduled for release sometime in the spring, upon successful grafting of Pam to her new boobs.
Please, don’t’ spread this around – Mum’s the word until the official release!
Thanks.
hmm, looked pretty tricky in there—hopefully your boob construction will give her a new personality!
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Jessica:
If she got a new personality, she wouldn’t want new boobs
I promise… our little secret. Us and the whole internetz.
catscratch’s last blog post..News Flash…
It’s out little secret. I promise.
Us and the entire internetz.
catscratch’s last blog post..News Flash…
Give me half of what you are going to make when it is finished or I am selling it to the papers and mags… RIGHT now….
Tho she needs to leave that shit alone, I think this can last her for awhile…..
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let me know when the full testing starts… am so gonna be there… LOL…
He he. You’re as nuts as your balls
Come on by my site and pick up your blog award, why don’t you…
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Pam scares me, she looks like one big blistering herpe. But I am sure she is a really sweet lady.
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You fucking union workers get all the good gigs.
Catscratch – as a matter of fact, spread it around the internetz…. link back to this post while you’re at it
Ne – no, you give ME half!
Arv – You wouldn’t know what to do with boobs that big. Actually, NOBODY would!
Technodoll – Yay! Awards for me! I’ll make sure to post it up here in my awards section when I get home.
lbluca77 – I still wouldn’t touch her with Moooogs dick, let alone my own
mooooooooooog: Would you believe i’m not even unionized? Suck on that!
Damn….now I HAVE to watch that gay show “Entertainment Tonight” so I can hopefully get a view of the final construction project….
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I am in awe of your accomplishment regarding Ms. Anderson’s new breasts.
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What should be in a construction contract ?
Jews talk a lot about God. But actually their god, just like Marx said, is money. Cash!