The Gaza Line of Scrimmage
Israel. Palestine. Stop it. Seriously. Stop it now. Stop acting like children. If you don’t stop acting like children, you’ll get no Halwa after your Falafal. Even if you eat your last scrap of hummus. I’m serious.
Let’s look at the issues here. You both want the Gaza strip because you both feel that some ancient books written by goat herders who wanted control of other goat herders say so.
Hey Palestine. You know those people who fire rockets into Israeli residential areas? The people who you don’t “officially” support? Except of course who get their weapons and funding from you. You know, the ones that hide behind women and children as they fire on Israeli soldiers? Yea, those people aren’t martyrs. They’re cowards. They also probably smell like B.O., poo and too much hot sauce. Maybe if they tried wiping their bums with things other than hot curries they’d be just a tad less angry.
Hey Israel. I know you’re surrounded on all sides by hostile Muslims that hate your guts, your religion and want your land, but you know what? That little thing called Zionism isn’t helping any. Yea, the Muslim belief that their religion isn’t violent but anybody who says it is shall die and anybody that isn’t a Muslim and doesn’t follow their law should die too. Yea, it’s ignorant.
Zionism is the Jewish equivalent. And it ain’t helping the “peace” process. Neither are those little curly hair things that you guys have growing on the side of your head. What is that shit, reins or something?
So, you guys both play like children, except with deadly weapons. Palistine, you refuse to meet the enemy in an open field to prevent collateral damage. Hell, you even seem to enjoy collateral damage so you can make more “martyrs” for the cause to whip up even more unjustified emotional rage. So Isreal finally launces bombs to stop the rocket attacks and car bombings and you say it’s unfair?
Whatever. Both of you have earned some serious douchebag points. Congradulations Isreal and Palistine, you are giant douchebags. You’re an even bigger douchebag than a blogger that sells their blog on the condition they still write – and don’t.
So I’m going to make a proposition to you both, and I ask the worlds militaries to help out. You know, in a “do this or we’ll nuke you” kind of way.
Since you both are douchebag children that like to play childrens games, we’re going to draw a line right down the middle of the Gaza strip. This will be the line of Gaza scrimmage.
You’ll both line up along that line, and when the whistle blows, you’ll start pushing.
Where the line falls, is how Gaza is divided.
The first one to bring a gun, rocket, car bomb or F16 automatically forfeits.
And for fucks sakes, put on some deodorant. It’s like a billion degrees up there and they’re will be about a half million of you. At least be considerate of something, would you?
OK, so I don’t know for sure but I think those little curly hair things that grow on the side of their heads is kind of like the bucket you put on an ugly womans head before you have sex with her. You swing off the handles.
Although swinging off those curly hair things and trying to hold the sheet up to have sex through must be tough.
Am I going to hell now?
Spaz, I think their ringleader visited my site tonight. Come on over and read what BBC said. I have a weekly FRIDAY’S READER’S SPECIAL where I list everyone who leaves a comment, and I put their photo and a linkback to their site. I think I”m gonna have some fun this Friday and you need to be there too. If you leave a nice little comment to BBC, I’ll give ya something nice in return. OK. I’ll just leave a linkback to your site. I’m too old for anything of any interest for ya.
p.s. This man is a well known troublemaker who labels himself a SPIRITUALIST.
http://danajoywyzard.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-do-you-want-to-be-when-you-grow-up.html
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My last comment didn’t come through due to a trackback I left. SO, come to my post from today WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP and read the comments from BBC. He’s a well known troublemaker and now he’s landing on ME. He also touts himself as a SPIRITUALIST.
I have a FRIDAY’S READER’S SPECIAL every week where I post all the comments that I’ve gotten, with a photo and a linkback to their blogs.
I was going to delete BBC, but now I think I’m gonna have some fun with him and you’re gonna want to be there.
Doesn’t matter who I support, it won’t affect my life. Except if a Jew or a Muslim reads what I just posted and meets me up at the end of the street. Then it’ll be fun.
I’m not anti or pro or anything.
I really wish my friends would stop aking me to join groups related to these causes.
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Well I bet on the team with the biggest nukes cuz I like the odds to be in my favor!!
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So why don’t they just make Gaza independent and both can visit it? Like a public park.
Damn. I should be the ruler of the world.
Vyolet: I’ll see you there.
Dana: I know of BBC. He’ll run like the wind when you stand up to that ass
IP: Change of plans. You get to beat up on both leaders.
Chelle B: You get your honorary jew badge
Miss Milk: When you get a little more insight on to how the human mind works en mass, you’ll retract that statement
Have you ever thought of peace keeping
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I smell a new Dial commercial!
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Wow. What a long way from writing about women with cavernous spaces.. to this. Although there *is* a very relevant analogy between the two that’s not appropriate to mention at the moment and it’s got nothing to do with deodorant.
So… Dana asked you to join her in a fight with this guy? Hee hee. That should be fun to watch!That this guy will be torn to shreds by half a dozen pissed of educated literate women will have him going back in the fetal position to mommy.
Not that you would need it but do you need any help Mike? Keep me posted when the fun will begin!!
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Meghan: Unfortunately I always regress to the lowest common denominator, which is why you peace keep in the first place
Mooooog: Yea. From there!
Kevin: I write about whatever tickles my teats at the time
Holy crap. You made that sound way to easy… why the heck aren’t they listening?????
Yes doedorant, please please use it. It’s soft, it feels nice, it does wonders.
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Catscratch: If the religious fundies listened to anything other than themselves, this wouldn’t be a problem.
lbluca77: That’s womens deodorant. Men’s deodorant is made from sand paper and lemon juice.
Oh, deodorant.
I thought Lbluca was talking about my penis.
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LOL I hate following moooog…he’s so damn funny.
Nonetheless, I vote for the deodorant commercial.
Seriously, I can’t believe they fight over that strip anyways…it doesn’t look very appealing to me — it’s just more sand!
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You are so funny. Poor people, fighting for something that is really not any of theirs but the fight still goes on. Deo is a must. and the females need pedicures in the worst way. NeNe keeps up on Israel I don’t really understand any of this but I say Let the best Funk win.
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omgoodness. Ne has a quote on your blog. That is Awesome
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