There’s a place you got to go.
If you’re here, reading this post, than you’re here because you like the cheesy tripe that comes out of my head. All one-hundred of you that visit in a day.
Seriously, can you get like nine-hundred more of your friends to come to my blog? If you do I can start advertising, make some money, and buy that caramelized pig’s head I always wanted. Thanks in advance.
But head cheese and boiled cow intestine isn’t why I’m writing today. No, it’s to tell you about something that’s funny. Almost as funny as me. Funnier if you actually have good taste in humor. And that funny is………
The fabulous, talented and completely smokin’ hot Chelle B (hooyah) spent time, money, and the sweat of her blond brow to bring you the BEST humor blogger directory and social network EVER.
Do you know what else? I’m in the humor bloggers directory! Chelle B let me in even though I gave her the clap back in high school. Which was quite the feat seeing as I was in like grade two back then.
Ok, you guys need to pay attention now. Seriously. I’m looking at you moooog. Quit smacking Mr. Happy around for just a sec and take a listen to this.
To date, the FUNNIEST bloggers on this great wide planet earth call Humor Bloggers [dot] com their home. Do you know how freaking funny and talented these people are?
The are so talented..
… ready for this?
They are so talented, that they have MOMMY bloggers that are funny. Seriously. The mommy bloggers there actually make me laugh, they are cool, and funny, and use their talents to make funny, not exploit their poor children, husband, 37 cats and iguana.
Now THAT is quality. And that’s the quality you are going to expect to find at humor bloggers [dot] com.
Come to find your funny. Come to share your funny, if you are good enough. Yea, fine, membership is a bit of an exclusivists club, but you gotta be funny to get in. There’s no point in having a humor blog directory and letting in some Emo kid because he made a funny post ONCE about dipping his doodle in a spicy bean pate. You gotta be funny on a regular basis. Umm, you also have to BE funny on a regular basis, not just think you are.
I’m just saying.
But it isn’t just about the directory. It’s about the whole experience. For example, last week we had a monkey beating contest. I beat my monkey all week. Sometimes several times a day. Hell, I even beat my monkey fifty times in a row. I didn’t win. As a matter of fact, Chelle B beat her monkey better than I beat mine. But in the end, it didn’t matter, because I had fun beating my monkey with everyone at humorbloggers [dot] com.
Other things you’ll enjoy at humorbloggers [dot] com:
- A chat room full of funny
- A forum full of funny
- Daily articles written by funny
- An arcade
- Bet you thought I was going to use the word funny after arcade. There’s nothing funny about the word arcade.
So, what are you all waiting for! Everybody get your cute little tushe’s down to humorbloggers [dot] com. Now. Even if you’ve been a bit of a couch potato and your tush isn’t so little any more. Go.
Humorbloggers [dot] com. We have your funny.















First… Moooog will never let go of Mr. Wiggly.
Second… I gots to get over there and check it out.
Cheesy tripe… good Lord.
catscratch’s last blog post..Demons from the Past
Oh spaz, glad to see you aren’t bitter that I can beat my monkey better than you!! By the way, you earn bonus points for being so brutally honest about our brief yet illegal love affair and for writing the bestest, funniest whore post for HBDC yet.
Well, except my own last week, of course.
Chelle B.’s last blog post..The "Demon Itch From Hell" Offensive
Spaz, that is the nicest thing I have ever seen on your blog. If it weren’t for Chelle, and me being in the same “special bus” as you, I would have to tell you to get back to your same old spastic self. I thought Moooog could type with one hand!?
ettarose’s last blog post..PETA Should Be Ashamed
“I thought Moooog could type with one hand!?
LMAO!Ettarose, you’re a riot.
Spaz, a good blog friend of mine threw me a tidbit that you might find kind of interesting incorporating in one of your…latest news flashes. I bow to the king!
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Kevin John’s last blog post..Friends Forever
hey whats wrong with this thing?
Kevin John’s last blog post..Friends Forever
(www)lulu.com/content/4956212
Spaz, something you might like to report on!
Kevin John’s last blog post..Friends Forever
I’m not really into this whole “humor” fad. You enjoy yourself though.
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cat: Moog and his wiggly go hand in hand
Chelle: If you want round two I won’t tell your husband. My wiggly is WAY bigger now!
etta: Me giving chelle be the clap when I was 7 years old isn’t spaztic enough for you!?!?! What do I have to do!
Kevin: Sorry dood, for some reason wordpress decided to moderate most of your comments. I’ll see if i can lighten that up.
Knight: If you’re pissed about my comment on that dean martin guy, I’m sorry. I mean, I saw that clip and thought you WERE into comedy
Jez. y dont u beast a guyy wen hes sdown.
Sorry.
Was typing one-handed.
Thanks, dude. I WAS on there but Chelle kicked me off because I was too much of a man, or not enough of a man, or stalking her.
It was one of those 3.
Actually, I think I was too lazy to keep up with the requirements (log into the site once every month or something…who has time for that shit?!?!?).
I’ll see if she’ll let me back on.
RESTRAINING ORDER BE DAMNED!!
moooooog35’s last blog post..Motivational Filler – Racism
Listen up and listen up NOW. I wasn’t mentioned on your post and I’m gonna help you anyway. Why? Cuz I’m nice, dammit.
YOU DO NOT NEED 1,000 READERS TO EARN MONEY ADVERTISING.
Go to http://www.blogsvertise.com and submit your blog for approval.
After you are approved they will send you several ads just to see how you do, but you’ll get paid about $17 for doing both of them.
THEN, you’ll get a bunch of ads sent to you via your email and you will write a post advertising the company and put links to their site.
You will get paid $7 up to $25 per ad. NO CLICKS NEEDED.
Go to my site and scroll like you’ve never scrolled before until you find one. It will say ‘BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR FRIENDS AT……’
I hide them below my weekly series of posts.
See what I’m talking about then get back with me.
sheesh. It’s like casting pearls before swine here.
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Came by way of Tink’s blog. Very cool page… glad I delurked by.
Hello from the Forrest.
Sweet Spazmo…nice post man. You’re sure to get a little extra luv for this bad boy!~
Wait, but I am totally offensive. Seriously I pride myself on being offensive.
And good luck getting moog to stop smacking mr. happy. We will find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa before moog stops.
But I still heart you moog.
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moooooooooog: Please do. I need a poo humor buddy in there. I’m outnumbered 300:1. I can deal with 150:1.
Dana: Thanks, I’ll check them out.
Aunt Jackie: You’re the coolest aunt I know now
Red: Chelle gave me the clap this time. By mail. She’s talented.
lbluca77: I hope he doesn’t stop. Right now he’s spackling the ceilings in my house. He pays ME. Can’t get any better than that!