The Seven Deadly Sins Motivational
February 5th, 2009
I just found out that there are something called sins. Apparently some old dood in Italy that likes to wear silly hats keeps telling us that out of all the bad things we do, seven of those are the worst.
Then he mumbled something about needing his diaper changed.
All these new fangled cults are weird.
So apparently if you dabble in lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, or pride, you’re going to some place warm.
I agree. That describes every Americans vacation to Mexico.
But I digress.
With the help of the cool people at Big Huge Labs, I’ve attempted to explain these seven deadly sins in the best way I can.
With motivational posters. Enjoy.
I likey the booooooobies!...
DAMN! It ate my comment!! lol
OMGOSH MIKE You have given us the Deadly sins up close and personal!!
I now kno, what not to do!! I am obeying these from now on!!
Oh and I am taking my red Suit(bathing) and trashing it!!
THANKS MIKE!! DAMN YOU!
Ne~ism’s last blog post..January Wrap-Up
Well, don’t give your bathing suit to envy chick. The best she could do with it is a wrist band
I will never again dabble in anything illicit that may result in any of the above happening to me.
Chowner’s last blog post..Perfect Strangers: Selections from the diary of Larry Appleton
Really what it boils down to is this; If you are a fat slob then you suffer the seven deadly sins. Shit! I think I am up to 3!
ettarose’s last blog post..Just A Couple Of Funnies
@Chowner
May the old silly hat dood bless you with holy piss or whatever it is he uses.
@ettarose
You’ve been to Mexico too?
Now I will have to go out and buy all of thoses posters.. 1 set for my houuse and one set for my office just to remind me to be good..
Dammit man!
dizzblnd’s last blog post..Does anyone want my 17 year old boy?
I think you mistakenly gave us ‘Seven Deadly Fat Shits.’
moooooog35’s last blog post..Motivational Filler – Surveys
@dizzblnd
Nuthin wrong with any of those sins – unless you look like those guys.
@moooooog35
Six – the lust people didn’t look morbidly obese like the others.
Why would you show me that on Friday Fun Day!?! Why? My eyes now burn like sin.
Meghan’s last blog post..Who Likes Free Stuff?
I think those were the two uncool sins: ugly and fat.
You do understand that everyone of those things supports our modern economy don’t you?
Please! Don’t give people another reason NOT to go out and get more into debt. I need to pay my mortgage this month.
I think you have a fetish for morbidly obese people, Mike. You need help.
And the sloth one reminds me of an episode of Family Guy, where Peter Griffin wishes he has no bones. Lol.
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Tiffany’s last blog post..What was I supposed to do?
The pride one is my favorite.
Stumbled.
There should be an 8th deadly sin: stupidity. Lot of guilty people out there.
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@Meghan
I thought you liked sin?!?!?!
@Hungry Mother
50+% of the American population can’t be wrong!
@Kevin John
Delicious satire
@Tiffany
I can’t help it. There’s so many!
@John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
Stupidity is the human condition, agreed.
One of those sins looks familiar. Did you get a proper release from you-know-who to use it? Great selections for the others.
Fat people scare meh. I have nightmares of being squashed under one. Then they fart
technodoll’s last blog post..I never saw it go by
I usually can bear the presence of grossly overweight individuals, but you, sir spaz, have a way of making me hate their very existence.
Oh, I’m an Envy person by the way.
Iron Pugilist’s last blog post..Elsa
AHHHHHH My eyes! my eyes..They burn…..
Dave’s last blog post..Survive the economic slowdown with new home based business.
@Aoi
I suppose I should hire my jewish lawyer?
@technodoll
Plus all that smegma under their folds…..
@Iron Pugilist
You dress like hot beach chicks?
@Dave
hehehehe – one point for spaz