Succulent Fruity Boobs.
Succulent fruity boobs. That’s right, you heard me. Succulent fruity boobs from my sister.
No you perverts, not like that. Seriously. She’s not even my type. She wouldn’t even be my type if we were from Arkansas. Although I can’t say that, not being from Arkansas, but you get the idea.
My sister and I are nothing alike. She volunteered for a suicide hotline and did well. I was fired from the suicide hotline for telling the callers they’re a bunch of sissies and to off themselves already so they’d stop drawing welfare.
She is tolerant to all races, religions, creeds, and sexes (even the third sex, whatever the hell that is). I practise tolerance by hating everyone equally.
She’s a rabid feminist and sings in a feminist choir. I tease her mercilessly about that.
But there’s one thing that we occasionally share, and that’s a sense of humour. Take her recent gift to me for an example:
Yea, she’s my sister and she GETS me.
In other news:
It occurs to me that even though men and women are nothing alike there are certain areas where similarities lie.
Men chase supermodels and homecoming queens to no avail. Women to the same with homosexuals.
‘Nuff Said.
I likey the booooooobies!...
Scarlett Johansson now comes in a can?!?!?
SIGN ME UP!
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@moooooog35
No, but I’d DO Scarlett Johansson in a can
So where do they sell the gummy dicks?
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That was all worth it for the last line alone. Golden.
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@Blonde Goddess
Blondy – I imagine in the sex shop?
@Chowner
I thought it was. Kind of threw it for a loop eh?
That’s too funny. I can’t wait til she sends you some Spotted Dick! I’d love to be there to see your face
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I’d suck on those gems, yes I would. And no I’m not a lesbeen. What? Fruity boobs are HOT!
C’mon, I know you wanna share
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@dizzblnd
Umm, my sister is the LAST place I’m going to get VD. Remember, not from Arkansas! LOL
@technodoll
I’d totally share to see a chick suck on some fruity boobs!
That would be the perfect pick up line to tell a girl she has succulent fruity boobs.
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Yes, my philosophy is also to be tolerant by hating everyone equally, no matter their race, creed, or color.
What the hell is a feminist choir?
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So do you tend to favor sucking one fruity boob over the other? Or do you switch off?
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Fruity boobs is just one step closer to boobs that lactate beer.
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Hey, I love my homo friends !!!
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@lbluca77
Might work better from one lesbian to another? Just saying.
@John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
They sing songs about women’s equality, which we all know feminists equality mean women are more equal than men
@Ryan Garns
I’m not a big fan of lemon fruity boobs. Strawberry fruity boobs are my favorite.
@Meghan
Show me a pair of boobs that lactate beer and I’ll show her an engagement ring
@dani
Racist! er…..
I think we had the same supervisor at the suicide hotline Spaz, I think she’s a hater.
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The succulent fruity boobs also come in pecker variety, but I didn’t want to traumatize him.
The gag gifts aren’t finished, though. Definitely planning installment two!@technodoll
You make a good point there, Spaz. But I believe that if the chick is hot enough, the gay dude’ll go straight. Or bi.
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If “boiled sweets” are so “traditional,” why have I never before heard of “boiled sweets”?
Is this gonna end someday??
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