A Used Tampon in my Truck!
I don’t like kids.
I don’t like kids at all. I don’t understand how anyone can think ugly, drooly, poopy, frog like babies are cute. How they can tolerate a disgusting looking toddler breaking their shit and leaving dirt and grime everywhere.
As far as children and teenagers, I might have liked them if I was around in the 50′s. These children were to be seen and not heard, respected their elders, and went out and EARNED their own way. Not like today’s stupid little turds, where everything is ‘fair’ and we KNOW that’s NOT how the world works. How they think they’re going to be rich by not doing anything, how everything should just come to them. Their talk back, contemptuous look for the people who make their soft, comfy lives possible.
Tweens and teens disgust me the most.
I live three houses down from a school. I’m constantly picking up the garbage that these little ‘tards strew about everywhere. Juice box’s, sandwich bags, chocolate bar wrappers, chip bags. etc.
Funny enough, I never pick up apple cores, orange or banana peels.
No wonder today’s little shits make the Pilsbury Dough Boy look slim.
But the other day was the last straw. Some little PUKE left her USE TAMPON in the back of my truck.
Some giant, loose gaping vagina’d skank whore.
“But Spaz”, you’re thinking, “Why did you use the words ‘giant loose gaping vagina skank whore’? I mean, how do you know?”
How do I know? HOW DO I KNOW? Well, I took a picture of the damned used tampon. Judge for yourself.
‘Nuff Said
I likey the booooooobies!...
intresting.
I thought the court order specifically prohibited you from living that close to a school.
moooooog35’s last blog post..The Cookie Pimp
I knew a girl that claimed she had to wear two tampons at once because she would bleed everywhere if she didn’t. I was about 17 or so at the time and she was younger than me. No shit. This swamp sow was about as fucking butt ugly as they get to. Talk about hurling the Cap’n Crunch!
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@moooooog35
Moooog.
We had this talk. You keep confusing you with me. First clue: I’m a large penis length taller both ways.
@RedRaider
Some girls are just HUGE! Down there. Funny thing, sometimes it’s the skinny little ones, and the big fat ones are tighter than tight. Huh.
It’s ORANGE!
WTF?
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“Funny thing, sometimes it’s the skinny little ones, and the big fat ones are tighter than tight. Huh.”….what are you trying to say, Spaz? Huh?
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What are the approximate dimensions of that thing??
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The evidence suggests this person could be from shamwow.. lmao
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@Blonde Goddess
well, my truck is outside and it does get rained on. I’m more surprised that you noticed colour rather than size
@Meghan
I said SOMETIMES. Not usually, laws of averages and all that. Why you getting all defensive?
@Tiggy
Why, you looking for…?
20″ long and 4.5″ wide. Don’t ask me how I know
@Lady Sarcasm
Chica. Awesome inside joke!
OMG!!! Spaz, are you sure that’s not the Dead Sea scrolls? Regardless, put it on eBay.
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WTF? That is some triff’lin shit! That is some foul shit.
DAMN MIKE!
Chan
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I pity the fool who lost that thing.
@MadMadMargo
I tried but Rosie O’Donnel came back for the damned thing.
@Chandra
Yea wouldn’t want to see the thing that left it
@Mr. T
I pity the fool who married the fool that lost that thing.
I know you want to dunk it in a jug of water for some iced tea. Make the gaping tween vajayjay work for YOU, Spaz, without breaking the law!
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i dont know what that is in the back of your truck, but it isn’t a tampon.
and it’s obvious you don’t spend much time with kids. if you did, you’d be amazed how much smarter they are than you. most of them, anyway.
i’d *love* to hear what those kids think about you.
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@technodoll
dooood! I think you just out grossed me!
@Seraphine
Geez. If you took everything I said in this blog seriously you’d believe I actually built a stripper pole in my moms bathroom or that big bird wanted to gun me down in the street like a bitch.
And what are you, the childrens rights poster child or something?
sheesh. Give a man his opinion!
That ain’t right. You should go toss it on the steps of the school. Or better yet, start taking dumps in the school’s lavatories.
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@John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
Don’t worry.
The children will be getting tomato soup tomorrow. Special tomato soup
Don’t be too mad at the kids…they’ll be changing your diapers in about 40 years…
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@VE
No way!
I’ll make sure I’m dead by then
Eh. I just want to die before I get old and can’t wipe myself anymore. I don’t care to suffer at the hands of the next generation. They’re a bunch of selfish sh*ts.
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ok, spaz. you can have your opinion.
write it on your hand in block letters.
but take it off before you come in the house.
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@Pwn Star
Preach on, sister!
@Seraphine
You’re a wannabe mommy blogger, aren’t you?
Ha, funny spaz. But just wait until you and a few others here happen to become a future soccer mom/dad. All of a sudden you wil have the “cutest baby” you ever saw..”along with a bunch of their cute friends that play with your cute kids, and hasn’t things changed a bit since we were kids eh”..?
But you’re right, they can eat alot.
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What is the statute of limitation in this lawsuit ?