My Dog is a Racist Asshole
It should come as no surprise to you that my dog is an asshole.
I mean, I did raise her myself from eight weeks old.
But I thought it was JUST an asshole. I have one throw rug in my house. That’s where she pukes
She climbs up into my lap, aims her butt to my face, lets a rancid broccoli fart fly, jumps off my lap, turns and laughs at me.
That’s right, my dog farts in my face then LAUGHS at me.
But the other day was the absolute topper. I cannot believe what I caught the dog doing. I NEVER raised her to be like this, so she must have gotten it from the other dogs at the park.
My dog is RACIST.
Observe:
Why she picked the Oriental people to be racist about, I’ll never know.
But then again, why is anybody racist against anybody?
Rest assured I’ll be sitting down and having a long talk with her.
Ok?
I likey the booooooobies!...
That Shi-tzu he had his eye on will never get over this.
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lol.. and here I was thinking it was because the kerchief around her neck was a gang related
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Oh dear. The racism, the broccoli farting, the pink kerchief…these are all classic signs. Your dog is gay. He’s just acting out like the neighbor on American Beauty. Don’t judge, just be there for your dog at this difficult time.
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Just wait until she drops a Cleveland steamer on you.
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Next time she farts in your face and laughs about it, lock her in a cage with a pack of horny St. Bernards. When she comes out walking funny, then show her who’s laughing.
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Why is your dog incorporating Christmas songs in it’s racial slur? Is it Christmas already?
Where the hell have I been?
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Looks like to me that she’s just trying to cut another fart but with a little difficulty. Does she make faces when she squeezes cheese? Could be a genetic thing. Like her adenoids and her hemorrhoids are tied together.
‘my dog farts in my face..’
ha ha ha ha ha, you got owned! ha ha ha
My dog growing up was racist too. I never understood it. She was racist against the black folk. I had a friend come over who was black and she literally fell of the chair when he went to pet her. I blame it on my parents.
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@moooooog35
Probably not – since shitszus are scared of her
@dizzblnd
She’s a gang all to herself I think.
@Douglas
Yes, you’re sort of right. She’s actually lesbian. And I don’t judge
@chowner
GROSS!
@Dalton J. Fox
She’s a lesbian and very much objects to getting penis railed. She’s also a terrier. Those St. Bernards wouldn’t stand a chance.
@Blonde Goddess
She’s a dog. Why does she do anything?
@RedRaider
She has no difficulty cutting farts. What you don’t see is the stick out the other side of her mouth and I just caught her mid chew
@Nooter
That’s ok. I fart on her when she’s sleeping.
@Mel
Maybe cuz when they went to smile the contrast was too great and your dog thought your friend was baring his teeth at her?
I hope you took him outside after that. Sound like a turd honking for the right-a-way to me.
I pity the fool who gets in the way of that dog.
@The Hussy Housewife
HER. Don’t you people pay attention?
@Mr. T
I know what I’m getting you for your birthday.
I love your bitch
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HA! Chowner’s comment about a Cleveland steamer made me laugh.
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I came here with my boxing gloves on…where is that bitch ? Now, you’re gonna have me stalking your blog just to find her..
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@technodoll
Isn’t she great?
@lbluca77
If it makes you feel better I had to wrestle cat poop from her mouth last night.
@dani
One post down Dani – have fun!
My Dad’s just the same, mate.
@Mark Jackman
Mine too. So mark, any relation to Hugh?
I once had a gold fish that was racist. It would blow bubbles every time my Mongolian mailman would come up on the porch.
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