Detail Oriented Handicapped Signs
We all know what a handicapped sign is. Such as shown to the left. You see that sign on a car or in a sticker in the car window and you know the person isn’t as able as you. But wait a minute. The person came back to their car and they weren’t in a wheelchair. They weren’t even limping! They were some sort of handicapped that left you all dizzied and disoriented because the sign TOLD
This kind of cock punch must stop. How are we, the able bodied people, know how to deal with, and properly react to, the type of handicapped that these people have?
That’s why I propose a new system that gives handicapped signs to people to tell others what kind of handicap they have.
Observe:
Staunch Republican:
Staunch Democrat:
Mommy Blogger:
Bank Manager:
Menopausal Woman:
Feminist:
Virgin:
Super Model:
Welfare Lifer:
Stupid Freeloading Hippie:
Gang Member:
Crazy Cat Person:
Douchebag:
Depraved Pervert:
Please, everybody write your congressman so we can enact these new detail oriented handicapped signs.
It’s in everyone’s best interest.
What a brilliant idea! I LOVE these pic suggestions. Especial the gang member one. I am still wiping cvoffee off of my monitor after that one!
The title of your post mislead me though… I was expecting to see handicapped Oriental people
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@dizzblnd
Yes, the gang member one, I figure that must be the reason they are so angry!
Although I’m touched (literally…check it out…got my webcam on) to be included, I believe you misspelled “deprIved.”
Also, kudos for you in stepping up to the plate and showing your penis on you blog.
I best you by at least 1/4″.
Sucka.
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That last picture of Moog had me cracking up. Then I read his comment and laughed even harder.
I’m just grateful my picture wasn’t used to illustrate anything.
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Makes sense to me. Thinking about it, if we all knew how unwell hung gangsters where, they probably wouldn’t be so angry and troublesome.
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@moooooog35
I knew you’d take it there, with the penis. I should have made a bet with somebody!
@Blonde Goddess
Next time I talk about women’s masturbation, I’ll be sure to include you, k?
@chowner
No no, that’s why they’re so angry, because of the immense denial.
Dude, if Mooog has you beat by 1/4 inch…you guys are HUNG!
The PMS one…yeah, you hit it on the nail.
Yeah, I’m back…without access to my other site and it’s blogroll, I’m pretty much starting fresh.
Check out my breath…
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Why didn’t they come to you first when they were creating all these standard universal signs? Yours make so much more sense.
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@Slick
Dood, I know. We’d do porno but mooogs afraid of crossing swords.
@VE
Of course mine make sense. It’s because I’m NOT a politician.
Wait a fucking minute….Cocks are really that little ?
No for real ?
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@dani
Not many. Just like those foot longs aren’t common… well, except in porno
I have a feeling that the “Gang Member” and the “Douchebag” are one and the same.
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I have a feeling you are right.
there’s a lot of valid medical reasons people have handicapped signs, even if they don’t have an apparent limp. just be glad you don’t need one yet.
most people don’t need personal placards. you can tell who they are by their dress, their speech, their bumper stickers and teeshirt logos. and *gasp* some people wear multiple hats (mommy, accountant, coach, school board, for instance).
but you’re funny spaz. very very funny.
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Holy batman – & I thought 2 inches would somehow look like less?
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Dani: You cut me deep, woman. You cut me deep.
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@Seraphine
My blind and half deaf sister makes me very aware of this. Too bad I had to bring that up, but I did because you’re such a buzzkill. Now screw off back to your fantasy land of offense
@Venom
Maybe because it’s um.. thick? LOL
@moooooog35
Just think, she won’t get to find out the pleasures of moog.
I for one, think that none of those people deserve the handicapped spots. Let ONLY the handicapped ones in wheelchairs use them. If you can’t walk use that spot. If your able bodied walk the distance even if it’s of inconvenience to you!
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my favorite is at a local gym, with “expectant mothers” parking spots. I mean, if you’re about to squirt a kid, don’t you think the gym would be the last place you’d be?
Otherwise, if you’re going to the gym to work out, a few extra feet might actually be good for you.
Just saying.
You know, I qualify for at least four of these handicapped categories. I’ll forward this post on to Senator McCain’s office today…seriously. I’ll get back to you with his response.
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Whoa. Nothing could have prepared me for that gang member pic. LOL.
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You need a disclaimer for opening up at work!!!!!!!!!!
Other than that, funny as hell.
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LOL @ “cock punch.”
This is a great idea and should be expanded upon and put into practice.
Stumbled.
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Totally apropos, all of them! And some people should be forced to wear these somewhere on their person so we will know to stay far, far, away! But I was definitely unprepared for the leech one and the teeny peeny one…not that size really matters…
And I went to the gym when I was pregnant…I didn’t do anything heavy, though…mostly swam and walked on the treadmill…I don’t really go for those expectant mother signs, either; most of the time walking from the car to the entrance is the only exercise some pregnant women will get!
@MadMadMargo
Please do. Too bad it wasn’t forwarded to PRESIDENT McCain
@Tink
Just be glad that you WERE surprised by it
@Meghan
My blog should be a disclaimer in itself, no?
@John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
Agreed. Let’s write our congressman (MP in my case).
@Zandria
Is that why some women gain 100 lbs for a 7 lb baby!