My Naked House
April 13th, 2009
Ah, I love the smell of freshly cut wood. It’s what my house smells like now, freshly cut wood.
No, I didn’t try to kiss the Sham wow
I framed in a new room in my basement!
First I completely stripped the old crap out of the room to make it completely naked:
Then I framed it:
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I have some drilling to do.
I likey the booooooobies!...
I hope you have a good power drill to finish the job!
@Meghan
Yea, it’s a HAMMER drill.
Just make sure you don’t drill near her mouth.
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Busy, busy, busy…
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Dooooood! Home improvements. Where exactly do I apply to be your wench?
*has a handful of dirty comments censoring around nakedness running through his head.*
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@Chowner
Good point. Circumcision can only happen once.
@WinkyTwinky
Always, always always…
@Vy
Dooooooooood! Beer wench or wrench wench?
@C.B.Jones
This is not the place to censor yourself, my friend.
All that, and you don’t even explain what the room will be? Pfft!
HGTV all day, baby! wooo! can’t wait to see the finished room
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It’s “This Old Blog” with Bob Vila!
No wait… it’s “This Old House” with Blog Vila!
No, no…
Ah, screw it. Not all comments have to be funny, you know.
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You like the smell of freshly cut wood, or just wood in general?
I vote for the latter.
Know who also liked the smell of freshly cut wood?
Lorena Bobbitt.
Be careful what you wish for.
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@Lady Sarcasm
It’ll be my S&M/domination room/satan worship room, naturally. Coming over?
@technodoll
Me too!
@Ryan Garns
I like how Bob Vila holds a hammer, then you see a hand hammering. He doesn’t do a fucking thing that tool.
@moooooog35
Oh no! If that happens I’ll be hung like a mooog! I will be careful, I promise.
So, all I have to do is write “naked” a bunch of times to get google hits? I’m just going to make that every tenth word from now on.
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@LiLu
Also, boobs, penis, cunt, fuck, sex, whore, blowjob, porn, anal and poop shooting work just as well.
Already thinking about sex and that room still looks far from done…just like a man!
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I pity the fool that might have to live in that room one day.
Make Model and size of that drill please!! I am going to need the measurements in order to come over and get started helping you to drill really good! and not make mistakes!!
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Oh, see, I figured this would be the room where you would store all those Asian hookers you told me you were having shipped over…
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Vyolet = both beer wench and wrench wench!
You should grow a weed farm there.
Lotsa room to store that pile of ShamWows you ordered off the shopping network?
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Nice! more information pls