My Thoughts on Anal Sex
May 18th, 2009
It’s not that I’m apposed to anal sex, it’s just that I won’t stick it in a woman’s bum.
Not because of any particular reason other than my own brand of fucked up logic.
You see, for some reason it’s one hole or the other with me, but not both.
Poo comes out of the one hole, and babies come out of the other.
And I find babies slightly less gross than poo. Only just slightly.
Therefore, I won’t stick it up her bum, no matter how much she begs.
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Ok, but only if she begs.
That is all.
Spaz, you are insane! I do not know what I am going to do with you. You crack me up. Who begs to have their poop chute reamed out? Beg?
ettarose’s last blog post..Don’t Dis the Kilt Utah
Nice to see you have standards,Spaz!
thinkinfyou’s last blog post..Riddle Me Tits!
You, sir, are a better man than I.
Just kidding.
Loser.
moooooog35’s last blog post..Spring Things and Loud Chirping Asshat Birds
That is a one way street that I have not trafficed. Yet. Mainly because no has begged me to.
Chowner’s last blog post..A transcript of my interview with the editor of the local paper for the position of obituary writer
Its nice that you leave it all behind…:)
Begs? I know plenty of ladies that would. Me however? Would beg you not to. lol
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@ettarose
If I find one you’ll be the first one I tell.
@thinkinfyou
Yea, but only a little
@moooooog35
Yes, I understand you beg your wife to strap it on, eh?
Nice!
@Chowner
You have to look for the whores, especially the ones high on drugs. I think.
@surveygirl46
Are you begging me for anal sex? I don’t understand your comment.
@Lady Sarcasm
Yup, one way hole, huh?
Who the hell begs for it? I have only heard guys beg…and the answer is always the same from me…no fucking way…never…not unless I am totally f’d up on Jose and do not even see it coming…By the way, I am now off of Jose…forever…
Phillipia’s last blog post..The pressure’s on…
If they don’t asked for it, it means they are begging on the inside.
Sorry, but I’m not begging. You could always go find yourself a man. Not that you’re gay. I’m just saying, if he shaves and you keep your eyes closed, you’re not going to know the difference.
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“Poo comes out one and babies come out the other.” Wow, do guys really think like that. What an eye-opener. Thanks for sharing your perspective on this subject. It looks as if a survey is starting so my vote is “no”.
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You must’ve had an entertaining weekend….something inspired this post…I’m Just Sayin…
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@Phillipia
I’d imagine anal sluts??
@C.B.Jones
Hell yea! That’s goooood logic.
@kathcom
Umm, yes, i’m going to know the difference? WTH???
@Theresa
Yes, and pee comes out the third. Am I wrong?
@WinkyTwinky
Alas, nothing but my warped mind.
As if any woman in her right mind would like anal, let alone beg for it.
Oral, perhaps, but anal?
(yes, I DO beg to give my man oral, doesn’t every woman?)
Chelle B.’s last blog post..The "Being a Minority isn’t as Fun as it Looks!!" Offensive
Let me know how that works out for you, Spaz. Hey, it could happen.
Chris’s last blog post..Still Ball-less After All These Years
No matter what I say it will be sharing too much so I will refrain. Good luck to Mrs. Spaz, why do I have a feeling that when she “begs” she might just be tied up or drugged? See? even that is sharing too much. It’s your fault for having this kind of post there is just no where to go but down with it.
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I don’t know about that…Think about it. What about those babies who come out covered in poop? What does one do then?
Mary @ Holy Mackerel’s last blog post..How Does One Remove A Boyle?
I just beg to be left alone…My holes can’t take anymore !!!
dani’s last blog post..Hurry..a sneak peek into Nancy Grace’s new book, how mundane !!!
“I won’t stick it in a woman’s bum”….you, my friend, are what we woman consider to be ‘the Marrying kind’
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@Chelle B.
Women put penis’s in their mouths? Like real women, not porno women? Is this something new?
@Chris
Yea. Right.
@Jen
that’s where you’re wrong. There’s no where to go but up with any of my posts
@Mary @ Holy Mackerel
That’s a chocolate mud baby and they get flushed.
@dani
Hey Dani. TMI
@Meghan
That’s what they say anyways! LOL
Wow…my first visit, and you had me at Anal Sex. I didn’t know girls begged for that shit. Get it.
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@Elizabeth Marie
Yea, I see what you did there Elizabeth. Good!
Ass, pussy, mouth, ear… what’s the difference?
John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..The Savo Auctioneers on TV
Wow. I had to stop by after you were talking about this over in the chatroom at HBDC and now I don’t know if I’m glad or sad I did.
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@John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
girth and depth, and lubrication?
@unfinishedrambler
You should have known UR
(Sigh) if only they all felt like you…
LiLu’s last blog post..TMI Tuesday: It Runs In The Family
Spaz one day you will find a Mrs. Spaz that won’t like it in the butt.
Mel’s last blog post..Happy Birthday to Me!
Er…so I’m alone here when I admit that I beg for it…right?
I believe the word “anal slut” was used…
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