Don’t Profile, MmmmKay?
May 29th, 2009
That’s right. Offending someone more likely to be a terrorist is worse than cleaning the cobwebs out of granny’s hoo haw in a strip search.
Chalk one up for the terrorists 
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Those aren’t saggy boobs, those are bombs.
chowner’s last blog post..Answers you should avoid when filling out your adoption papers
That’s not hair, that’s anthrax.
MadMadMargo’s last blog post..Me-Me’s Playhouse: Caption This! No. 4
With all the sagginess of an old woman, who knows what she could be hiding in there.
Kylee’s last blog post..Little Kate.
That’s not Vicks Vap-o-Rub, it’s plastique.
Chris’s last blog post..A Not-So-Special Day Class
But could you resist strip searching her? You’re stronger than me, my friend.
Douglas’s last blog post..Top 5 "Mancow" Muller On-Air Radio Stunts
@chowner
Saggy boobs ARE bombs!
@MadMadMargo
Thinking like a true left winged softie
@Kylee
I’m guessing fold cheese.
@Chris
And her hearing aides make the spark?
@Douglas
With it being decades since her last sex, she’s probably tiiiiiiight!
She’s hiding yellow cake in her hair.
C.B.Jones’s last blog post..Do me a favor
Those old ladies are evil bitches! They have training camps where they learn how to kill and maim. I’m ON TO THEM!!!
Blonde Goddess’s last blog post..I must be delicious….
rotflmao!!! seriously..those old ladies ♠ ARE ♠ evil!! bout time someone exposed em!!
hehe…found you through The Creative Junkie–LOVE your blog..ummm..back for more
Does that explain why my clean cut (mostly), white, anglo-saxon, Jewish (don’t ask) teenage boys get stripped searched every time they get on an airplane?
The Mother’s last blog post..The Divine Mother and Child–NefHxMotherhood
The only solution is to rid ourselves of all middle eastern arabs…then if we get hammered in a terrorist sort of way, we know that granny is the culprit. Easy.
RedRaider’s last blog post..I’m Even Dumber Than A Rubik’s Cube
@C.B.Jones
And in her teeth, what’s left of them.
@Blonde Goddess
At what age do they get sent to the camps?
@eRed
I know, I especially hated it when they pinched your cheek when you were younger.
@The Mother
Because they are teenagers. Teenagers are inherent asshats
@RedRaider
I’m down with that. Red for prez!
mess with granny’s social security,
and she’ll “bat” you one
with whatever she can grab first.
Seraphine’s last blog post..The Sign Says You Do Waxing
Are you making fun of your mother?
sooo not cool 
technodoll’s last blog post..The best sloppy joes evar!
Oh, but I DO profile. Hey, I know it’s wrong. Please don’t judge me. Oh wait, that’s a little hypocritical, isn’t it? Nice blog!
Theresa’s last blog post..I Just Called to …
@Seraphine
I wouldn’t dream of such a thing.
@technodoll
My mother would kill you for saying that!
@Theresa
Yes, so very very wrong
Those orthopedic shoes aren’t made for walking… they are for bombing!
Mel’s last blog post..B/c I am horrible girlfriend and blogger
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