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The Canadian/American Difference

I was watching a show the other day, some retarded thing about a tattoo artist or some shit.  This guy goes around in a modified motor home giving people tattoos all over the country.

Because you can’t go downtown to the local sleezeshop and get yourself some permanent retardedness.  Because tattoos should be just like pizza. Now you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own home to get some disgusting half unicorn half sea serpent wrapped around a skull who’s meaning you completely forget ten years later.

But I digress.

I watched about ten minutes of this show and became rather impressed with the young lady who was getting the tattoo.  I was impressed because of her attitude, her decisions and what she said, in comparison to what a Canadian girl  might do.

This girl, now 26, had a baby at the age of 16 and decided to give it up for adoption.  Here is what she had to say:

  • She pursued the father and he ran for the hills with his dick tucked between his legs (or in some other young whore).
  • She understood that in order to take care of this baby, she’d have to drop school and all her friends and get two or three jobs to support it and herself
  • She understood that there was only one way to both ensure the baby had a good life, and that was to give him up for adoption to loving caring people who were both emotionally and financially ready
  • She realizes that even though she’s in a good place now, she’s only the birth mother to her son and he already has loving parents.

Let’s compare that to how our socialist Canadian system has developed the attitudes of people via our overextended “helping hands”.

We’ll take one young lady, 16, who has gotten pregnant.

  • She couldn’t possibly pursue the father, because it could be any one of a dozen guys she slept with that week, 6 of which she knew and only 3 of which she did while sober.
  • She wouldn’t want to pursue the father anyways. You can’t get more money from the government for child support (read: weed and beer) if the father is in the picture.
  • She doesn’t actually care what’s best for the baby, only what’s best for her. The baby is a means to an end, and that’s welfare. Free money that isn’t so free for us working slobs.
  • So she goes out and gets pregnant again. Mo’ babies, Mo’ ‘free’ money!
  • The kids grow up in squalor
  • Even worse they develop an attitude just like her. Another stinking VD riddled burden crawling with pubic lice the size of chicken eggs.
  • Where everyone else has to pay their way through college, our system give it to our super whore for ‘free’.
  • She doesn’t give a shit, flunks out and stays on welfare.
  • Our super whore will grow fat, ugly, have many tattoos and the biggest front ass you’ve seen in her life.
  • She will also smoke cigarettes until they cut a hole in her throat, then she’ll smoke them through the hole. She’ll look like she’s 80 by the time she’s 50.

So to all you proponents of the absurd left wing right: Stop hating the U.S.A. Sure, there’s a lot of things they do wrong, but there’s a lot of things they do right too.  Hardcore socialist are turning adults into whiny children at the expense of the taxpayer. They force the helping hand to turn into a hand out, and when the system collapses upon itself because it can no longer support itself, people will die and it will be your fault.

So fuck you left wing pansies! Fuck you all to hell!

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  1. June 3rd, 2009 at 08:12 | #1

    Wow Mike, don’t stroke out… Of course, you are right, but unfortunately the US is following that same path…

    WinkyTwinky’s last blog post..Okay…WTF??

  2. June 3rd, 2009 at 08:22 | #2

    I was sure I was going to find a Disney-like ending to this post…

  3. June 3rd, 2009 at 09:22 | #3

    I’m totally going to move to Canada and start having babies. Sounds like vacation to me.

  4. June 3rd, 2009 at 09:38 | #4

    YOU CAN GET MONEY FOR HAVING BABIES?
    God…if I had only known that twenty years ago! I’d be rich. All I have to do is LOOK at a phallus and I get freaking pregnant!

    Blonde Goddess’s last blog post..Look! I can entertain myself for HOURS!!!

  5. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 | #5

    When was this chick 16?

    Because I was up there a lot back in the day.

    Is the kid short, by any chance?

    Nevermind…don’t wanna know.

    moooooog35’s last blog post..My Big Fat Hog has no Fashion Sense

  6. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 | #6

    Are you sure you don’t have it backwards? Because example two sounds a lot like America. I should know, I live in a neighborhood mixed with HUD housing. One of my neighbors has a jungle gym in their FRONT yard. I’m afraid one of her illegitimate kids is going to lose a shoe one day and break the window in my car.

    Tink’s last blog post..Weekly Words Challenge 87!

  7. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 | #7

    @WinkyTwinky
    When I get old i’m so gonna have a heart explosion. Those are like heart attacks times 20! LOL

    @VE
    Glad not to disappoint.

  8. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 | #8

    @Jason – GorillaSushi
    If you don’t mind living among the scum of the earth, sure.

    @Blonde Goddess
    Yea come on over so my tax can go up to 60% of my salary. I’d totally love that!

  9. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:41 | #9

    @moooooog35
    She’ll deny it cuz if the father is in the picture she loses some of her money ;)

    @Tink
    Talk to me again when you guys get up to the fourth generation of such ditch pigs.

  10. June 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 | #10

    You can make even more money if you move to the UK.

    I think these benefit scroungers are on to something. They don’t have to work or pay bills, can drop kids without worrying about stumping up for daycare or college fees (they won’t be going there!), and can sit around getting drunk and stoned all day. Jason, want to go halves on a trailer?

    Tiggy’s last blog post..Guest Poster – Eddie McMayonnaise On the Telephone!

  11. June 3rd, 2009 at 11:11 | #11

    I watched that show too, and I’ll tell ya what.. I dig it. As for putting kiddos up for adoption, never even crossed my mind. I was adopted, it sucks. Christmas cards are expensive after two whole families! lol

  12. June 3rd, 2009 at 11:57 | #12

    It is very sad that the whole world seems to have become an every man/woman/child for itself world. We have o one to blame but ourselves for what we have become.

    dizzblnd’s last blog post..Dear Nazi KFC cashiers..

  13. June 3rd, 2009 at 13:49 | #13

    Spaz, I’m touched. You think America has redeeming values? Aw you old softy. Come give me hug.

    Douglas’s last blog post..5 Photo Captions – Wax Britney

  14. June 3rd, 2009 at 14:56 | #14

    I am tired of paying for everyone elses free kids, education & housing. Sorry I have half a brain and can support myself above poverty and not have 500 kids.

    Mel’s last blog post..B/c I am horrible girlfriend and blogger

  15. June 3rd, 2009 at 15:24 | #15

    Oh, we have those types south of the border too, Spaz. Too many of them, if you must know.

    But your rant is well-taken. Good work!

    Chris’s last blog post..The Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Incident of 1986

  16. June 3rd, 2009 at 21:24 | #16

    I agree, but I also thought the States were pretty bad in terms of supporting their single moms…giving them lots of money, and allowing them to continue procreating unresponsibly. I am probably wrong, though, so I’ll just shut up and be glad I work my ass off to provide for my two ungrateful little brats.

    Mary @ Holy Mackerel’s last blog post..Dog of Big Claws and Little Brain

  17. June 4th, 2009 at 07:06 | #17

    @Tiggy
    Yay! You’re going to drop more babies with Jason! I can’t wait for my taxes to go up again ;)

    @Lady Sarcasm
    My old man tells me i’m adopted, except of course I look and talk exactly like him so he must have done some other lady.

  18. June 4th, 2009 at 07:07 | #18

    @dizzblnd
    EXACTLY. Good thought.

    @Douglas
    Are you american? I won’t want no stinking VD!

  19. June 4th, 2009 at 07:09 | #19

    @Mel
    The problem is we make it acceptable. It should be socially unnaceptable like in the 50’s. it was a better time fifty years ago, you know, except for the racism and women beating that is.

    @Chris
    This is one instance where the states is following canada, huh?

  20. June 4th, 2009 at 07:09 | #20

    @Mary @ Holy Mackerel
    Kind of makes you think there’s merit to eugenics, huh.

  21. June 4th, 2009 at 18:17 | #21

    i like canadians.
    they lead clean,
    well-ordered lives
    and make better music.

    Seraphine’s last blog post..Hello. Is this 911?

  22. July 1st, 2009 at 12:51 | #22

    nice post, thx for sharing it

  23. July 27th, 2009 at 19:33 | #23

    yes! good stuff

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