What the hell is an STI?
*Someone actually asked me to do a guest post. If you want to read it, click here would you?
In my parents day, when somebody got a disease from chawing on the slut train, everyone referred to it as VD or venereal disease. Then in my day, the pansie ass’s upgraded it to be more politically correct and called it a sexually transmitted disease.
Now VD and STD don’t exist, because we use the uber ultra politically correct STI. What the HELL is an STI?
I have no idea why we have to rename sex diseases so many fucking times. What exactly was wrong with VD? Venereal Disease. Yea, I like the sound of that. Venereal. It sounds all squishy and dirty and genital like. That’s a good word.
I say SCREW you pansy ass lefties! You’re changing the name of a broad definition of virus’s and bacteria so you don’t offend a bevy of skanks and sluts? Are you afraid to remind Jimmy how stupid he is because he didn’t put a condom on before screwing the 47 year old one legged french whore?
I don’t think so.
From now on, it’s venereal disease. It is because I say it is. Anybody that’s a whore and has or had one has had VD. You didn’t get an STD, you didn’t get an STI, you’re a skank or ho and you screwed someone without protection and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT. That’s it, end of story.
Furthermore, if you are a skank or ho in a particular situation, you’re to use the letters V.D. after the end of your name. Yea, kind of like you went to school, except this is the school of skank.
If you’re a prostitute, welcome to the alumni! You’re V.D. If you’ve had more sexual partners in a year than there are months, you’re on the honour roll! If you’re from or ever have been to Amsterdam, guess what. You are an honorary V.D. and you get to use it after your name!
Especially you Paris, especially you.
I prefer the term “love sores.”
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And I’m sure your wife loves that you’ve given her sores
Mike, STI?? I am with you on this.. But you know that most of your STD’s AND VD’s Now days are handing a lot of people Death Sentences.. Damn why now something in the lines of DFW.. Dead Fuck walking or something! I dunno! that was corny but still! lol
Thanks again for the guest post!!
Ne
You know I go by BG on occasion. While it’s supposed to stand for Blonde Goddess…some have attached such vile names to it as “Bag Goo” and “Burning Gonads”. Quite frankly I am insulted and have never had any kind of sexually transmitted disease. Of course the saran wrap I’ve gone through had been expensive but totally worth it.
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bawahaha!! isn’t Paris queen of the club?;)
@Ne~ism
Ne, how about DSW? Dead slut walking?
@Blonde Goddess
BG as in man, she’s got some BG Boobs!
@eRed
She’s a princess and shares her throne with Courtney
What does the “i” even stand for? I guess I could Google it, but…nah.
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Love it, especially the “Paris Hilton, VD” idea. Back in the day, the words for it just sounded “right”. Herpes. Syphilis. The clap. V-fucking-D.
Political correctness blows.
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@Shawn
infection. I know. they need to shut it already with their acronyms.
@Chris
that’s what i’m saying. VD for ever! ugh, what it’s called. I don’t want any of that paris hilton crap
ok wtf is an sti? i’m tired, it’s too late to wikipedia the damn thing. I hate the PC schtick.
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venereal sounds so religious!
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And my question would be…why bother with political correctness when we’re talking about skank?
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ok so here goes…this chap Osho…google on him if u will had a cult going on in the US before he was banished and had to come back to india…now they’ve got a beautiful ashram here in Pune city and the best thing…these buggers got ppl from all nationalities coming…checked for AIDS and only then given a membership…are free to screw around but mostly screw around within the commune coz u neways got so much variety inside whe would u look outside
so u kno…no name to name the fucking thing…and u can screw around to hearts desire…which reminds me…i have to make my bookings for septemeber
Gross! Is the first picture Courtney Love? God, what’s on her lips? I’ve always known it as VD, but what is venereal anyways? I thought it stood for vaginal distress. jk
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@technodoll
sexually transmitted infection. Gay, no?
@Seraphine
Some people worship the venereal, it’s true.
@Mary @ Holy Mackerel
Exactly my point!
@the jerk
Enjoy your whore fest
@Theresa
Yea it’s courtney. No wonder Kurt killed himself.
I just refer to it as cyphigonnherpileas with a little clap on the side. Funner to say and effective.
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Yay! Syphilis is cool again!
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