Boobs are Liars
June 15th, 2009
Not much to see here today, but I thought I’d leave you with this short tidbit of information:
Boobs are liars.
You heard me, breasts lie. No, I’m not high and hearing things again, which is a good thing. You can only use annebriation as an excuse in a sexual harrasement case once.
Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE boobs. Little ones big one small once swingy ones pointy ones round ones well, you get the picture. Boobs are just awesome. It’s just that there’s an element of deception. Let me explain with pictures.
Boobs harnessed in bra:
Once boobs have been removed from bra:
For example. And that’s all I’m saying.
I likey the booooooobies!...
This is a perfect post for the wonders of plastic surgery. Because afterward,what you see is what you get!
Those boobs look like penis’. Ewwwww.
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If boobs are a lie, then I don’t wanna know the truth.
I have no idea what that means.
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Hence the reason I free boob it whenever I can..my boobs don’t lie..
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Wow… I’ve never seen boobs that look like that before. I am sure that person was part of the itty bitty titty commitee. Better go for big boobs like mine.
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@thinkinfyou
As long as they aren’t completely round things with the nips way to high, exactly!
@chowner
Yea. Ew.
@moooooog35
I thought you spoke from your ass. Now I know
@nipsy
That’s HOT! I’d do the same thing with my willy if i wasn’t afraid of the zipper.
@Douglas
Yea, that first picture really set you up for dissapointment, huh.
@C.B.Jones
They’ve been sucked on by too many horny men and all the babies she’s pushed out.
@Mel
Nuthin wrong with itty bitty titties as long as they look like boobs.
All right… Now you’re becoming cynical about boobs? Boobs?! I can’t… I can’t let myself become a cynic about such stuff or I’ll have to blow my brains out.
We have to hold on to some things, Spaz…. We just have to.
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Yes…I’ve long held the well known belief that guys love Boobies! But my God man, where did you find THOSE???
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OMG! Those boobs in the 2nd pic are well…GROSS! That pic makes me a little embarrassed to have boobs. I can assure you mine don’t look like that but if they did, I’d find a plastic surgeon immediately.
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Ummm…Mike…are those your legs directly behind her in that last picture. And what exactly are you doing?
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I’ve never been subject to this phenomenon, and I hope I never am.
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