Oh look, it’s back.
Well folks, here I am. Back to the grind, making things happen, moving and shaking.
What I really mean is wordpress 2.8.1 came out and with it the text editor was fixed. Frankly, it’s not like I had used THAT much formatting in my posts. I could have used some simple HTML like <b></b> and <i></i> but I did not, because of the following simple fact:
I AM A LAZY SON OF A BITCH.
It’s true. I’m truly a lazy son of a bitch. I got a dog not for companionship (although she very quickly became my little girl) but as a dishwasher. Have a dirty plate? No problem. Put it on the floor and a few noisy slupry seconds later the plate is clean.
The floor needs sweeping? No problem. Shuffle around in some wool socks, then throw them in the laundry machine. Works like a charm.
The room needs painting? Well my friends, that’s why god invented ceiling fans. Poke a few holes in the sides of the paint can, turn that shit up to high, and put on your raincoat. It works like a charm and it’s been giving dipshits like Debby Travis and Martha Stuart design ideas for years.
When I buy fruit it’s only banana’s and apples. Who the hell wants to go to all the mess of having to actually cut up a watermelon or cantalope? Screw that jive, that’s friggin work.
And blog posts. If I actually spent time writing this blog it would actually be good. But I can’t be bothered, because that’s work too.
‘Nuff said
P.S. – I had more to say but you know, I’m lazy.
I was going to say something wity…but I’m even lazier than you.
Lol. Ahhh, the joy of dogs and their many uses.
My dogs also can be used as mops. Drop some messy food? Spilled some juice? Never fear! Call their name, they’ll come running and clean it all up.
I have to try the sock thing. Sweeping with an actual broom really sucks.
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I find talking out of my ass to be less strenuous..less moving parts..
All good points, Spaz. Especially the socks-on-floor thing.
Lazy Canadian bastard. Be more specific.
Nice…and all this time I’ve been using a sponge and a broom. I feel so stupid.
Lazy ass. Me that is. I am too lazy to even comment. I had my cat do it.
I’m trying to figure out how to get my dog to dust.
Good for you. Mine is however still refusing to work. Luckily i’m switching servers to one that will come with the latest wordpress pre-installed which should fix the problem and give me more toys to play around with.