The Mind of Spaz

Let’s go through the following checklist.  I’ll answer each question with a yes or a no. Ready? GO!

• Are you gainfully employed? Yes.
• Have you always been gainfully employed? Yes
• Have you taken post secondary education, and did you pass? Yes
• Did you pay for it yourself? Yes
• Do you have an electric scooter because you’re too fat to walk? No.
• Do you have an ass on the front? No.
• Do you have back boobs? No.
• Do you receive welfare? No.
• If you did,would you spend it on smokes and booze? No.
• Do you have children you don’t know about? No.
• Do you have children at all? No.
• Do you smell like corn chips, B.O and booze? No.
• Do you regularly vomit in public places? No.
• Do you regularly visit the hospital whether you need it or not? No.
• Do you visit the hospital regularly because you have chronic issues due to years of substance abuse, poor diet, poor hygiene and extreme obesity? No.
• Does the government pay for most of your house? No, not any of it.

So, I’m gainfully employed, I pay my taxes, I’ve never drawn welfare or EI, I’m healthy and I keep myself that way.  I pay for all of my own stuff, I don’t need any prescriptions and I don’t stink up the neighborhood with my crap.

Basically, what that means is that I pay into the system, and take absolutely nothing in return.

That’s why my taxes are the highest. As punishment for only giving and not taking.

Sometimes it pays to be fat, chronically unemployed disgusting welfare lifer with 9 kids by 23 different fathers!

And that my friends, is socialism.

Thank you Pierre ‘Idiot’ Trudeau!

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