Comments on: Texting Retards

By: D.S.

D.S. — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:03:34 +0000

I once caught the kid I have employed at work texting while putting away the dairy products at the same time. I just stood there wondering how he was able to do thow two things at the same time like that.

By: ettarose

ettarose — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:12:50 +0000

I am like the old dinosaur that swore the big one was not coming. I do not have a cell phone, but the Grands do. They sit next to each other on the couch and text each other. How lame.

By: Elizabeth Marie

Elizabeth Marie — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:08:56 +0000

Matt. Really? I pour my heart out and all I get is texting?! I say we call it a wash and re-evaluate tomorrow?

Let’s both take one for the team…go big or go home. I don’t know what that means.

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:06:38 +0000

@RedRaider
I like the way you think, Don

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:06:20 +0000

@LiLu I'm sorry, but if you try it you can post it for next TMI thursday. @Karen, author of “My Funny Dad, Harry” When I was a teenager (about 12 years ago), tweeting was whistling, you know, using your lips.

By: RedRaider

RedRaider — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:58:30 +0000

Hell, I’m in! Need an investment? That will score some big bucks at movie theaters and malls everywhere. Then all you need is someone to pick up all of the dog crap. There ya go. More jobs.

By: Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry"

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:01:10 +0000

What a great idea! My husband just told me about a girl who fell in an uncovered manhole while tweeting as she walked along not looking where she was going. If she had a dog with her, this could have been avoided.

By: LiLu

LiLu — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:55:45 +0000

This is fantastic. Can we have seeing eye DRIVING dogs, too? Cause that’s totally how I crashed my car…

P.S. STOP UPSTAGING MY TMI THURSDAY, YOU GIGOLO.

(I usually call people “hookers”, so that’s the male equivalent, right?)

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:33:41 +0000

@Chris I'm pretty sure you couldn't actually use the word 'tard cuz of all that PC bullshit. Fucking PC crap! @John J Savo I'm just helping rebuild our shattered economy. I'm a patriot like that.

By: John J Savo

John J Savo — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:01:52 +0000

Actually, this is the first idea you’ve had that is conceivable and–dare I say–ingenious.