The Mind of Spaz

The guys over at the humorbloggers.com are having some sort of summer camp week, and I am doing some sort of campfire story.  Anywhosits, here it is:

Ok folks, nice to have you around the campfire so to speak.  Today, I’m telling you all a campfire story, started by thinkingofyou.

And I’ll start the story as soon as thinkingofyou quits leaning over the campfire. Those are NEW boobs thinking, and they’re not made of conventional human flesh. Frankly, as much as there are people here who’d like to touch them, tromping on them to put out the explosive fire isn’t on anyone’s to do list.  Thanks, you have a seat over there.

Now, let’s begin. It was a dark and stormy night and CHELLE B IF YOU DON’T STOP CLEANING THAT DAMNED RIFLE ALREADY I’M GOING TO SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR BEHIND! And quit pointing it at my head!  And the other head. Ok fine, you can polish it. I don’t need another orifice, thanks.

So it was a dark and stor – Moooooooooooooog! What the HELL are you doing over there?  I don’t care how small it is, quit moooging over thinking’s new boobs. I’m trying to tell a story here and frankly, that’s just creepy.  Fine, you go into the woods and pinch a loaf for half an hour, see what I care.

Let’s continue.  It was a dark and st – Garnzo, what are you doing.  Acting the scene out? Did I ASK for anybody to act it out? You don’t even know the story! And how the hell did you plan on acting out a dark and stormy night? Jenn Thornson, can you make him a smore to keep him busy please.  What do you mean you ate all the Hersheys? Ugh. Just go see moog, he’ll give you something dark and chocolaty.  Garnzo will never know the diff.

The night was stormy and da – oh WHAT NOW.  Yes wanna smile, the squirrel is fucking cute.  We all think squirrels are cute. Are you happy now? Are you happy that I acknowledged the stupid squirrel as being cute?  Fine. Good. Let’s get going now.

It was a dark and stor – VE! Jannaverse! Lady Sarcasm! Hussy! Don! Crotchety! I don’t care how much you want to start that orgy, It’s STORY time!
Oh for fucks sake.  The damned hook was still in the car when the guy got out. That’s how it ended. Now go do your stuff.

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