If my dick was that big, I would show it to everyone. And when the judge ask’s why I was arrested for indecent exposure, I’d whip it out and be like, “Because it’s legendary!”
A man and his penis.
Why in GOD’s name would ANY man want a dick that big?
I wouldn’t want something like that jammed in me!
It would be like sitting on a fence post!
Furthermore, I don’t have a gag reflex but something that lethal would surely choke me to death!
Anal sex?
Forget it!
You should all be grateful for the dick you already have…it’s much better than the “gigantipenis” you’re wishing for.
@The Peach Tart
Get it hard and ram it in an orifice? Ok well if it’s for HER too its ‘slow, slow, slow faster faster slow faster shallow deeper deeper shallow shallow SLOW sloooowww FAST FAST FAST slow FAST slow slow FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST slow FAST!’ or something to that effect.
I’d be happy if my dick was half that size. (By the way, just to be clear, are we talking length or diameter here, because it might make a difference?) Anywhere, where do I sign up and how much is an annual subscription?
There’s a ‘y’ in ‘dysfunction.’
Why?
I don’t know why…all I know is my dick doesn’t work.
@moooooog35
I’m glad I don’t know the correct spelling of DYSfunction. Yet.
If my dick was that big, I would show it to everyone. And when the judge ask’s why I was arrested for indecent exposure, I’d whip it out and be like, “Because it’s legendary!”
A man and his penis.
Why in GOD’s name would ANY man want a dick that big?
I wouldn’t want something like that jammed in me!
It would be like sitting on a fence post!
Furthermore, I don’t have a gag reflex but something that lethal would surely choke me to death!
Anal sex?
Forget it!
You should all be grateful for the dick you already have…it’s much better than the “gigantipenis” you’re wishing for.
I agree with Blonde Goddess. The key is – do you know how to use it.
@justjp
If your dick was that big you could attach a sail and go boating.
@Blonde Goddess
Plus we can barley operate our brains for lack of blood with normal sized penis’s.
@The Peach Tart
Get it hard and ram it in an orifice? Ok well if it’s for HER too its ‘slow, slow, slow faster faster slow faster shallow deeper deeper shallow shallow SLOW sloooowww FAST FAST FAST slow FAST slow slow FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST slow FAST!’ or something to that effect.
Last time I checked, my equipment was fully functional.
And it’s big enough to need a kickstand when not in use.
@C.B.Jones
So what you’re saying is you don’t really need susan’s services.
I got erectile dysfunction just from looking at her… Yeah, I said it, she’s not that hot.
And you’ll be using it to, what? Fuck an elephant?
That’s bigger than my pet midget.
Huge dicks are like huge tits, more than a mouthful is a waste.
I’d be happy if my dick was half that size. (By the way, just to be clear, are we talking length or diameter here, because it might make a difference?) Anywhere, where do I sign up and how much is an annual subscription?
If fucking toothpicks is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.