Comments on: Erectile Disfunction

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:08:46 +0000

If fucking toothpicks is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

By: MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:24:02 +0000

I’d be happy if my dick was half that size. (By the way, just to be clear, are we talking length or diameter here, because it might make a difference?) Anywhere, where do I sign up and how much is an annual subscription?

By: ettarose

ettarose — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:28:29 +0000

Huge dicks are like huge tits, more than a mouthful is a waste.

By: chowner

chowner — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:46:41 +0000

That’s bigger than my pet midget.

By: LiLu

LiLu — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:52:12 +0000

And you’ll be using it to, what? Fuck an elephant?

By: D.S.

D.S. — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:30:41 +0000

I got erectile dysfunction just from looking at her… Yeah, I said it, she’s not that hot.

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:23:15 +0000

@C.B.Jones So what you're saying is you don't really need susan's services.

By: C.B.Jones

C.B.Jones — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:42:12 +0000

Last time I checked, my equipment was fully functional.

And it’s big enough to need a kickstand when not in use.

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:34:26 +0000

@The Peach Tart Get it hard and ram it in an orifice? Ok well if it's for HER too its 'slow, slow, slow faster faster slow faster shallow deeper deeper shallow shallow SLOW sloooowww FAST FAST FAST slow FAST slow slow FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST slow FAST!' or something to that effect.

By: mindofspaz

mindofspaz — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:33:02 +0000

@justjp If your dick was that big you could attach a sail and go boating. @Blonde Goddess Plus we can barley operate our brains for lack of blood with normal sized penis's.