Oh look, it’s back.
Well folks, here I am. Back to the grind, making things happen, moving and shaking.
What I really mean is wordpress 2.8.1 came out and with it the text editor was fixed. Frankly, it’s not like I had used THAT much formatting in my posts. I could have used some simple HTML like <b></b> and <i></i> but I did not, because of the following simple fact:
I AM A LAZY SON OF A BITCH.
It’s true. I’m truly a lazy son of a bitch. I got a dog not for companionship (although she very quickly became my little girl) but as a dishwasher. Have a dirty plate? No problem. Put it on the floor and a few noisy slupry seconds later the plate is clean.
The floor needs sweeping? No problem. Shuffle around in some wool socks, then throw them in the laundry machine. Works like a charm.
The room needs painting? Well my friends, that’s why god invented ceiling fans. Poke a few holes in the sides of the paint can, turn that shit up to high, and put on your raincoat. It works like a charm and it’s been giving dipshits like Debby Travis and Martha Stuart design ideas for years.
When I buy fruit it’s only banana’s and apples. Who the hell wants to go to all the mess of having to actually cut up a watermelon or cantalope? Screw that jive, that’s friggin work.
And blog posts. If I actually spent time writing this blog it would actually be good. But I can’t be bothered, because that’s work too.
‘Nuff said
P.S. – I had more to say but you know, I’m lazy.
