Why the Muslims converted to Christianity
September 17th, 2009
Ishmael: You are awake!
Muchmood: My suicide bombing failed?
Ishmael: The bombing part didn’t fail. I’m sorry about your legs.
Muchmood: What happened to my legs?
Ishmael: I don’t know. I saw some vultures picking at them about a half mile away
Muchmood: How am I alive then?
Ishmael: A rock fell on your stumps cutting off the flow of blood.
Muchmood: I almost died though! I saw it! I was in heaven and god showed me my 72 virgins
Ishmael: Was it everything you were promised?
Muchmood: Not really. I think I’m done being a Muslim.
Ishmael: What! Why? What did you see!
Muchmood: Virgins all right, they were definitely virgins. I took a picture. Look.
‘Nuff Said
I likey the booooooobies!...
I can understand his disappointment.
not very funny.
@David
I’d be disappointed too.
@Sarah
-to you
I don’t recall giving you my expressed, written consent to post my picture.
My lawyer will be in touch.
Was lube included?
I worked in a similar techsupport office. More virgins than in a nunnery.
@moooooog35
Moooog – that picture was taken from desk level up. You’re on the laptop in the kiddy table in the corner, no worries.
@kim
Pizza pop grease.
@Meghan
Wonderful opportunity for you to make a computer geeks life! Although with your excellent chesticles the poor nerd would probably cream himself at the first touch, keeping him virginated.
Haha, yes, not to me
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