Stretch Armstrong
October 9th, 2009
I don’t have much today. My fucking balls hurt. For no reason. It’s not like they’re getting used for anything fun now a days. They just hurt. I don’t know why.
Maybe it’s cuz I got a couple of friends who are stressing me right the fuck out, and it’s manifesting itself in a physical ball busting?
Whatever. I managed to make a shitty motivational poster.
Try to enjoy!
I likey the booooooobies!...
Achy balls are never a good thing.
The only thing I see wrong with that picture is the guy doesn’t have an ax planted in his face! Sorry for the balls man.
Are you balls blue? I hear that happens when sometimes you get to “almost using” them and then the doorbell rings or some shit.
Just doing some research here.
Maybe someone is talking about you? You know, like when a person says “my ears are ringing, someone must be talking about me”… except for you, its sore balls.
I have come to the conclusion that when I masterbate, someone is talking about me. Although, I really wish that they wouldn’t stare. I’m just trying to have fun. Can’t we all be friends?
Well my balls hurt too! And now does my face. Thanks!
Jello, I know for a fact that people wouldn’t be staring at you while you masturbate if you would have the decency to find a more private place. For example no one wanted to watch you masturbate at the local internet cafe last Tuesday while you were perusing midget porn, but its human nature. It like a morbid curiosity that they just couldn’t stop looking. Or like last weekend when that fat guy in the pink shirt was staring at you while you were masturbating in the parking lot at the local grocery store. Also the people at Starbucks don’t appreciate it when you use their free internet to assist in your personal enjoyment first thing in the morning. They can’t concentrate on their newspaper and half caff double cupped mocha-chino. However I’m sure you wont get any complaints had you done the same thing at the local oyster bar from what I hear they will actually give you a discount on your meal as they consider it entertainment.
That’s how I train my women for blowjobs.
Can never be too stretchy, you know.
You best be getting your balls checked man.
Edward Scissorhands’ brother?