You can all…..
October 21st, 2009
…..go suck on my biggest ball.
I’m not in the mood, ok? So take this motivational poster, turn it sideways, and shove it up your tightest orifice.
Thanks.

…..go suck on my biggest ball.
I’m not in the mood, ok? So take this motivational poster, turn it sideways, and shove it up your tightest orifice.
Thanks.

That looks a lot like my dad.
I’m scared of you now.
@Ed Adams
Are you a 1/4 elephant seal?
@JenJen
Not the first time I’ve heard that
You are all “angry” and shit…are you channeling your inner badass?
Should I suck balls first or shove the poster sideways up my ass first? Clarify.
I wonder if nose size has any correlation with penis size? Just wondering.
@JenJen
Something like that.
@Meghan
If you could do it at the same time it would make me extra happy
@The Peach Tart
Have you SEEN an elephant seal?
Pretty sure that guy was in Lord of the Rings.
If putting my dick in elephant seals is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
How excellent…
This wouldn’t happen to have anything to do with a certain blog review at iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com does it?
You take away elephant seals, they’ll just go for manatees.
And they’re ENDANGERED. See what you’ve done?!
I came here from a review I read in Ask And You Shall Recieve, which basically panned your blog site so I knew it had to be good. I was right! Looks like I am hanging for the mayhem for a while….
Ok, I went over to Ask and You Shall Receive and stirred up the comment pot. It seemed a bit skewed to the “I hate humor” side…
Wow….
I mean, if you do not like a post, move on.
I had to head over to Ask and You Shall Receive to see what stirred up the emotion.
I liked VE’s comment:) What a bunch of fucktards.
I was going to comment, but figured I’d rather be back here.
I like your funny, most of the time. And when I don’t, I just move on and come back for the next post.
Keep on posting…