The Injustice of the Canadian Government
There are many ways in wich I can speak to the injustice policies of the Canadian government. Mostly that we’re such left winged pansies that tax paying citizens are treated like criminals and criminals are given lobster, steak, cable t.v. and blow jobs in prison.
Ok, the blow jobs also come with anal sex and it’s called rape so that might not be so good. Moving on.
Today I’d like to talk about the injustice of the Canadian government towards men by making more and more monetary denominations coin instead of paper.
How does this do injustice by men? Let me explain.
Men only have pockets to carry things with. Women have purses. Gay men have man purses and they do not count.
So when a man buys something and makes change, the change must either go into his pocket or into the little change purse in his wallet. Both are annoying and uncomfortable. Especially all the change in your pocket bouncing off your nearest testicle. THAT hurts.
So what does said man do with his newly aquired testicle tortures? Well, he gives it to his wife or giflfriend to hold onto. They put it in their purse and it’s never seen by the man again.
Now, the Canadian government has been making more and more coin money. First the one dollar coin, now there’s a two dollar coin. There’s talks of making a five dollar coin. All of which dissapear into the she-bitches purse.
We all know that they who hold the monies hold the power. And the Canadian government is assuring that the women amass all the weath, slowly, silly coin by silly coin, therefore eventually aquiring all the money and therefore all the power.
I call Injustice!
As if women didn’t have enough power by holding the vagina.
Sheesh.
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The only solution for this is to bring back the fanny pack. You’re welcome.
You want to see this extra coinage go away? Pay your taxes in person and with all those coins….you will see the coins disappear in no time!
Damn government. Here in Canada we’ve got change you don’t need. They’ve really got you by the balls.
I read about a guy who bought a pick up truck using over $10,000 in coins. Think how many testicles that guy may have saved by doing that. Unless the guy counting that crap now has a vagina. Oh well…nice truck.
It’s intentional darling, we’ve been planning this shit for YEARS!
Just one more way that Canada is inferior. Substandard football (eight teams, and TWO of them are the Roughriders? Are you kidding me?), and weird money. Not to mention the funky accent. What’s that all aboot?
On the bright side, during my many trips to Montreal I’ve found that you can treat the strippers just like slot machines when you tip them for the lapdance.
In that respect, the bills are much harder.
@Meghan
Yea, that’s pretty gay too.
@Joker_SATX
That’s BRILLIANT! I’m gonna do it.
@nonamedufus
Fucking pansy government!
@RedRaider
Musta needed his old truck to get the coins to buy the new one.
Fucking hilarious.
Love the conspiracy theory. In Michigan (where I live) we get the rogue looney and groan.
@kim
Conspiracy!
@Knucklehead!
Ahh yes, but with a longer field and one less down, our players are WAY tougher
@moooooog35
Yup, lots of slots in Quebec all right.
@JenJen
You haven’t come across a twonie yet?
Women’s purses are like little black boxes, where things go and don’t return. My wife like taking all my money and putting it in there also. I’m pretty sure that’s where she put my hopes and dreams too.
That’s right…. MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I also claim any found $$$ in the washing machine. One time I found a freshly washed $20 bill. YES! TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS, BITCHEZ.
@Ed Adams
If you get married, your hopes and dreams die that day.
@KrisAKAJaney
I like putting on my winter coat for the first time in a season and finding stuff in there.
girl power!
suck it up, spaz.
or better yet, keep your money in
that sock you carry in your pocket.