Downs Syndrome Olympics
I love people with downs syndrome. Seriously, I do. Not in that way you sicko perverts.
I love the childlike outlook on life. How they always seem to be happy. Maybe that’s not love, more like jealousy, how easy it is for most of them to be happy.
Also, I love the noises they make when they are excited. DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! hehehe. A person with downs syndrome in a theater will turn an action movie into a comedy with each explosion, fight scene, or car chase.
Seriously, how can you not love a face like this:
Dargh! You're still going to hell Spaz! Dargh!
Now, let’s talk about the special olympics, specifically when it comes to the weight lifting competitions. I think that people with downs syndrome are in there not because of their syndrome, but because they have an unfair advantage. Let me explain.
Downs syndrome kids have SUPER STRENGTH. In my circle of insensitive assholes, we refer to that as ‘retard strength’.
In other words, if you have retard strength, you cannot compete in regular olympics because of the unfair advantage.
Therefore, downies are NOT in the special olympics because they have funny faces, limited mental capacity and an unnaturally bright outlook on life; no, they’re there so they don’t make the ‘normal’ weightlifters look sily.
Also, and this is just for the ladies, I understand there’s something called ‘retard penis’ and it’s HUGE.
You’re welcome.
how very lovely that you continue down your low path.
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I was buddies with a Down’s kid named Sid. Sid had the same thing going on with the abnormal strength. When he would grab my neck to “play pony” I would kick him in the nuts to get him off of me. Not sure about the “pony” game…His nuts were made of steel. Had to be. He always laughed and said, “Aaayyyooo” after a nut kick. Then he would sit down and smile. Guess he was getting off on the nut busters. Dumbass!
Reminds me of that Johnny Knoxville movie.
Not the Jackass one.
Or the one with the hot dumb blonde.
@JenJen
You seem to like some of my other low paths. Ah well. Don’t like it, don’t read it
@RedRaider
I have no idea why they can be so STRONG. Silver lining and all that I guess.
@Ed Adams
There’s another Knoxville movie now?
LOL. Maybe we should be sending them to the Middle East. The war would be over in a week.
As the father of not one but two developmentally disabled daughters and a longtime supporter of the Special Olympics, I can tell you that they are indeed often exceptionally strong, amazingly fast, deeply angry and extremely happy to pummel anybody who makes fun of their disabilities. I’d be careful leaving the house for the next few weeks, Spaz.
P.S. — I ain’t no “retard” but you wouldn’t know that if you saw me in the shower at the club.
Why don’t we just file this in the ‘takes one to know one’ category and call it a day?
@John J Savo
Yea tell them that the insurgents took away their favorite toy.
@MikeWJ at TooManyMornings
Despite my apparent insensitivity, I’ve also been financially supporting the special olympics for years.
@moooooog35
I know you looked at me in the locker room, but it’s only big by comparison, not special big.
@mindofspaz
I love you, man. And I was also kidding, although most of my story’s true.