What do Women/Men Want?
It was once said that a man finally figured a woman out, but died laughing before he could tell anybody.
HA!
While that is somewhat true, I think I’ve figured something out, at least in response to relationships.
You see, women want two things:
- A douchebag to date that treats her like shit.
- A guy that is a ‘friend’ that is a great guy, treats her right and would do anything for her, and would date her in a second.
Then, while dating #1, she will complain bitterly to guy #2 about what a dick she’s dating and why guys can’t be more like him. Except she won’t date him. He’ll ask and she’ll laugh at him. She’ll be totally oblivious to why guy #2 is horribly depressed and has a shitty life. She’ll give him even more mixed signals such as cuddling with him at the movies or showing him how her boobs look in her new pushup bra. Later, she’ll go fuck guy #1 and then call guy #2 to complain about how he “never cuddles afterward”.
Guy #2 will kill himself and she’ll wonder why.
Now, on to the men.
Men want a great ass, killer tits and open legs.
And that my friends, is why we are doomed as a species.
This post makes me suspicious of one thing…. Secretly, you ARE that nice guy #2, aren’t you????
I’ve been married too long to know what anyone in the dating world wants. All I want is for those dirty socks to be picked up and put in the goddamn hamper for fuck’s sakes.
Oh Wiseone, you speak such truths.
How did you know I wanted a great ass and nice tits?!?
This surgery was supposed to be a secret.
@KrisAKAJaney
I’ve discovered being a douchebag is so hard that you must be born with it.
@Ed Adams
Don’t I just.
@moooooog35
I’ve seen the pictures.
Sometimes women want a healthy sized dick hanging off guy #1.
wha?
Hilarious. And oh so true. But you left out the gay guy who she tells the REAL story to..
And the motion picture industry is rife with example of this very thing. Just a fact of life to deal with accordingly.
As guys, we just need to band together and agree to all be assholes. Of course, there are women who claim that this has already happened . . .
Some women do eventually mature and realize they should dump #1 for #2. Unfortunately, by that time, they’re boobs are sagging a bit and their butts aren’t so killer. So Mrs. Robinsons are born.
How did you crack our code?….and also that street goes two ways, you know.
I could not agree with you more….So what I did is acted like a total dick to lure my wife in and then I turned into guy #2 after I consumated the marriage.
….I am wondering if she is having an affair?