The Mind of Spaz

I love people with downs syndrome. Seriously, I do.  Not in that way you sicko perverts.

I love the childlike outlook on life. How they always seem to be happy. Maybe that’s not love, more like jealousy, how easy it is for most of them to be happy.

Also, I love the noises they make when they are excited. DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! hehehe.  A person with downs syndrome in a theater will turn an action movie into a comedy with each explosion, fight scene, or car chase.

Seriously, how can you not love a face like this:

Dargh! You're still going to hell Spaz! Dargh!

Now, let’s talk about the Special Olympics, specifically when it comes to the weight lifting competitions.  I think that people with downs syndrome are in there not because of their syndrome, but because they have an unfair advantage. Let me explain.

Downs syndrome kids have SUPER STRENGTH.  In my circle of insensitive assholes, we refer to that as ‘retard strength‘.

In other words, if you have retard strength, you cannot compete in regular Olympics because of the unfair advantage.

Therefore, downies are NOT in the special Olympics because they have funny faces, limited mental capacity and an unnaturally bright outlook on life; no, they’re there so they don’t make the ‘normal’ weightlifters look silly.

Also, and this is just for the ladies, I understand there’s something called ‘retard penis’ and it’s HUGE.

You’re welcome.

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…even for me.  Oh the injustice!  I apologize for what you are about to see.

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There are many ways in wich I can speak to the injustice policies of the Canadian government.  Mostly that we’re such left winged pansies that tax paying citizens are treated like criminals and criminals are given lobster, steak, cable t.v. and blow jobs in prison.

Ok, the blow jobs also come with anal sex and it’s called rape so that might not be so good.  Moving on.

Today I’d like to talk about the injustice of the Canadian government towards men by making more and more monetary denominations coin instead of paper.

How does this do injustice by men? Let me explain.

Men only have pockets to carry things with. Women have purses. Gay men have man purses and they do not count.

So when a man buys something and makes change, the change must either go into his pocket or into the little change purse in his wallet. Both are annoying and uncomfortable. Especially all the change in your pocket bouncing off your nearest testicle.  THAT hurts.

So what does said man do with his newly aquired testicle tortures? Well, he gives it to his wife or giflfriend to hold onto.  They put it in their purse and it’s never seen by the man again.

Now, the Canadian government has been making more and more coin money. First the one dollar coin, now there’s a two dollar coin. There’s talks of making a five dollar coin.  All of which dissapear into the she-bitches purse.

We all know that they who hold the monies hold the power.   And the Canadian government is assuring that the women amass all the weath, slowly, silly coin by silly coin, therefore eventually aquiring all the money and therefore all the power.

I call Injustice!

As if women didn’t have enough power by holding the vagina.

Sheesh.

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Injustice. It is all around us right? Everybody feels they have some sort of injustice committed against them for one reason or another.

Feminists.  Rabid, flaming upset feminists.  Once upon a time, here in Ontario, a feminist noticed that if a man walked around without a shirt on, it’s ok. But if a WOMAN hung her boobs out, it was indecent exposure!

Well, this just cannot do! After all, only the MAN considers breasts a sexual organ.  Breasts are meant to feed babies, and if it’s hot out, then a woman should be able to take her shirt off too!

On and on droned the rabid lesbians feminists, bugging our overly liberal government who obviously had nothing better to do, you know, like eliminating the deficit or reducing unemployment.

And lo, the Ontario law was passed allowing women to hang their boobs in the breeze.

So after the law was passed, I believe that there was one nasty biker chick to expose her boobs on the back of a harley, maybe twice ever.

What a fucking waste. I call injustice!

After all the hard work that the disgusting bulldykes women’s lib movement did to free their masses, why have I not seen a single hanging boob?

I propose a call to justice! Remove your shirts and bras! Free women of the united states, come to my Province and bare your chest (in a non sexual manner, of course!).

Don’t make the women’s injustice league hypocrites.  You have a right to bare breasts, now lets’ see those udders ladies!

Thank you in advance.

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I couldn’t possibly top the last story (yet) so have some moobs.

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