Chuck Norris
December 9th, 2009
Does anyone else here think chucknorrisfacts.com is the funniest fucking thing you’ve ever seen? Last year my friend Tech Joe asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I asked for Chuck Norris fact posters. He’s never pleased anyone more for less than $10 in his entire life except for that Phillipino hooker that one time, but I’m not supposed to talk about that.
So when I went to one of my favorite female bloggers blog today, the crapfabulous LILU, what did I see? I saw this:
Not only is there nothing funnier than chuck norris, there’s nothing funnier than bollywood type stuff, especially when they are trying to be serious. So anyways, I decided to do a few of my own Chuck Norris posters. They all suck. I apologize.
that one of him mercilessly kicking that puppy makes his foot look fucking huge.
I want a fisting chuck Norris for Christmas. I’m thinking Christmas dinner centerpiece.
@JenJen
And we all know what big feet means – big shoes.
@kim
Is this something you’ll keep for the rest of the year?
“Crapfabulous”?!
I suppose you balanced that out with “favorite”… except that you qualified it with “female”…
I’m pretty sure we’re fighting.
@LiLu
Have you read my blog? Do you know what I find funniest in the world? POO. The word crapfabulous is second only to when I use crapulent, which is the highest praises from me that you can get. Also, it takes everything I have to convince people that women actually read my craptastic blog
Those posters are Crapolicious!
Chuck would be proud.
Hey those posters you created aren’t bad dude. Especially the caption under the last one. I’ve never checked out the “…facts” site, but I think I’ll head on over now and see what’s going on with that shit.
LOL Spaz,
Interestingly enough, there are many females out there who read your blog, even when its quite crapulent.
As I did with Lilu, just wanted to point out that the picture you have above is not Indian crap but from Pakistan in origin and thus “Pakistani” Chuck Norris crap. His name is Sultan Rahi and he acted in 700 or so movies (0_0).
In case, you want to check out the Indian Chuck norris, that is Rajini Kanth. A post I found: http://blog.aggregatedintelligence.com/2007/10/on-side-not-rajnikanth-indian-chuck.html
The economy one is funny… very funny.
Will roundhouse kick you, and then I’ll eat your heart.
he he. i love that site!
the last poster made me LOL, you gots talent!
and chuck’s got big fist. reeeeeeeeeer!
I will remind you that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris’ ass! Well…then he died, of course…nevermind
Excuse me but can you spare a roundhouse kick for a cup of coffee?