Update
January 20th, 2010
I’m not dead. Yet. I just haven’t felt like updating this blog in a while. Seeing you know, as I wrote this article that keeps on getting mega hits but I haven’t made a fucking dime.
Yea, I’m a whiny punk.
I’m writing this as my buddy Tech Joe mentioned I haven’t updated in a while. Well, not much happened to me lately. Well, three things have.
- I met godzilla.
- I met mothra shortly after I met godzilla
- I out farted the office farter.
I’ll explain all that crap later. When I feel like it.
Bye.












I’m glad to see that you didn’t catch the deads!
I love that post. I remember reading it the first time it aired. It’s hard to top a masterpiece like that one.
So I don’t feel sorry for you, cuz I have yet to compose a masterpiece and I don’t know if I’ve got one in me.
Yes, I’m bitter.
Ha!
Honey I thought the ICK had taken over…
Good to know! Glad you are alright. For a little while there, I thought my reader wasn’t picking you up so I subscribed twice!
I started out with BLOGSVERTISE.COM and I made around $200 a month writing ads with no clicks required. I GOT SO DAMN HAPPY . . . . then they went to “pay per click” and I don’t have enough readers to make ten cents a month.
Did you take down both Godzilla and Mothra with your farts? Cause that would be epic.