Doctors
March 24th, 2010
It occurs to me that doctors like the anus.
Let me explain.
In about 10 years, I’ll have to have my prostate checked. About 10 years after that, they’ll want to shove a camera up my ass.
What exactly can be learned from the inside of your ass? If they can see a broken bone or your brain by taking a picture from the outside, why can’t they do the same thing with your colon?
What exactly is with all this anal probing anyways?
That’s why I think doctors are aliens.
That’s a good question.
If you’re in a relationship when you need said service done, I advise you don’t bring your significant other with you to the appointment. My husband did (he didn’t know our physician was going to do it), and I was able to watch and laugh at him while a finger was being inserted into his rectum.
And I still laugh about it, three years later.
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I am so freaked out by Aliens I don’t even want to consider the thought. But since my Dad was saved by an early prostate exam and I know the importance of colonoscopies…you have to do it. Better now than in prison.
I agree with this post.
well hell.
I’ve had the camera up my ass and? Turned me off from anal anything else far as I’m concerned.
Fuckers.
That’s a damn good point, Spaz. Never occurred to me, but now I’ll never get it off my mind. Thanks so much.
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I did a piece on (prostrate) cancer checkups here :-
http://www.savory.de/blog_mar_10.htm#20100312
Go read for a good laugh/weep.
you know how corn gets stuck between your teeth? that’s what happens in your colon.
you know how you like to laugh at people with corn stuck between their teeth? that’s why doctors like to look in your colon.
smile pretty.
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Next time, instead of getting your prostate checked, ask for a nice paisley.
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Colonoscopy turns me on.