I’m Dreaming of a Dollar – You get free stuff.
This morning was much like any morning. Alarm went off at 6 a.m. I hit the snooze alarm only to realize that if I wasn’t at work at least an hour before my normal paid start time, there’d be hell to pay. The dog went out and refused to come back inside having found an old pigs ear she buried the month before. My folks called saying they needed this that and the other thing. I remembered all the other crap I had to do after work. Oh yea, a pile of unpaid bills on the kitchen table. The bank of Canada just announced yet another interest rate hike and last week the provincial government introduced a new ‘fuck the taxpayer up the ass’ tax.
I’m not whining. That’s what everybody has to deal with every stinking day. Whining friends, whiny co-workers, bullshit, everybody begging for what money you don’t have, an asshole government, and welfare lifers that have nicer shit than you do, the working stiff.
What a pile of flaming crack whores.
So I was thinking to myself “Spaz, if everyone gave you a dollar, it would mean nothing to them but you’d be rich enough to quit your day job and have a nice life and maybe even take a vacation. Man, that would be nice. A vacation.”
But how is everyone going to give me a dollar? Then the idea struck. I’d make a website!
But of course, the feds only approve of panhandling when you’re an unwashed street bum pretending to have the shakes playing an aging guitar with your tongue because you only have one hand. That way, no one can see you get into your Mercedes and drive to your McMansion after making another $500 in quarters, loonies and toonies that day. So if everybody was going to give me a dollar, I’d have to offer something in return.
That being said, I’m pleased to introduce my new site, Dreaming of a Dollar.com.
Yes, you too can give me a dollar, make me happy, and live vicariously through my happiness! So, what do you get for your dollar?
- An arcade with hundreds of games
- An interactive casino
- A REALLY cool interactive route finder which takes you on a virtual tour of your driving route
- A bunch of other cool shit.
And what do you get for free?
- A chat room
- Two blogs, one of which features demotivational posters by yours truly
- And a chat room. Wait, I think I said that.
- And more to come.
Oh, and coming soon you will be able to get the mindofspaz ebook right from that site, due to the nature of the much more powerful software, so stay tuned for that.
I want everybody to go there! Hey, I’m offering a FREE SUBSCRIPTION to anyone who helps me promote the site. That would include one or all of the following:
- add a link to your blog/website
- tweet about it
- blog about it
- facebook about it
Just email me at mindofspaz@gmail.com with the subject line ‘dreaming of a dollar’, let me know how you helped and I’ll set you up with a free subscription to Dreaming of a Dollar.
Thanks guys, you’re the best, and on one of the DOAD blogs you’ll get to hear all about my adventures trying for my freedom.
Love,
Spaz
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Hey, I’m there. I mean I was there. On the DOAD site. Great idea. It could be like winning the lottery but hopefully sooner. I added DOAD to my blogroll and just let all of Twitterdom (well my followers at least) know about you initiative too. Good luck! I just hope when you’re rich and famous you’ll remember the little nonamed people.
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You brightened my otherwise grim day with this post so, I will link to you on my blog. Can you make a clickable picture that I can post on my sidebar?
Hey, thanks for stopping by my blog.
This is a totally intriguing idea. I’m interested to see where it goes – if it takes off it sounds like GREAT material for some kind of show. We just had a giant theatre festival here in the city and one guy did a show about a money story that happened to him IRL (Man1Bank0.com) and it was fantastic!
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