I’m a Dismal Failure
Well. I come up with a Mind of Spaz ebook, get HUNDREDS of post views, and only like, 7 people were interested in getting a free ebook? Am I that boring?
I attribute it to the fact that I barely post in this blog anymore, I’m hideously ugly, and I’m not Jerry Seinfeld. I mean, Seinfeld made tens of millions on a SHOW about nothing. I just want a few hundred bucks from my shitty ebook. Maybe like Seinfeld, I need to have it my own blog but have the real talent be everyone else. Who wants to do a guest post?
But hey, I got one girl disagreeing with my ‘woman list’ on the below post, and one marriage proposal. AND the girl that asked me to marry her emailed me and told me she LIKED the book. She even used the word ‘genius’. Poor girl. If she only knew the real Spaz.
Anyways, I’m going to leave the ‘contest‘ open for a few more days, for anyone else that wants their free copy. Just gimme a comment and satisfy my attention whore, would you?
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You wrote an ebook? I’ve been gone to long. I have no idea what you are talking about but I want to read it. I have to enter a contest of some sort? I have to find other posts? Ugh…now it’s too difficult. I mean, yay.
I think you are hilarious and I would love to have your book. One of my friends on Facebook linked one of your posts on her page. Ever since then, I have been following your blog. Keep up the good work, cause it distracts me from mine.
I bought the book, it was awesome. Worth every penny!
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