The Mind of Spaz

I was at the grocery store this weekend for my once per week trip for white bread, frozen vegetables and baloney. Yea, I eat like an effing champ. Ahead of me in line were two of the most ugliest, bulldyke female (?) humans (?) I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking so ugly, that if they were a website and you clicked on it, you’d get a windows security alert.

It was a long line so there was some waiting to be done. And that’s when it happened. They started hitting on me.

I have two questions.

1) What would obvious bull dyke lesbians want with me? Did they want to experiment in a threesome (barf)? Did they target me as a possible donor of decent quality genetic material because I’m not morbidly obese, I have no obvious (physical) defects and I wear glasses so they figured I’m smart? What?

2) Why can’t it be decent looking lesbians that hit on me? Why do all lipstick lesbians have to be aloof bitches? Why do most straight good looking women have to be so? For that matter, why do normal looking girls have to have such high standards because they saw a normal looking girl with a really hot guy once? For that matter, why do good looking guys have to sometimes date normal looking women so that normal looking women see this and then would rather play with a vibrator than date normal looking guys because now they THINK they can get a Johnny Depp?

So basically what I’m saying is WHAT DID THE LESBIANS WANT!!!!

politically incorrect, rant