It’s my birthday, so here’s my gift to the world.
Well, it’s my birthday again. Thirty-fucking-four years old. Where does the time go. I feel so damned old, even if I have a full head of hair and nothing is grey. Yet.
This year for my birthday, I’m going to solve two problems. Well, I’m going to lesser the burden on a couple of problems.
In many countries around the world, Military service is mandatory. Usually at age 18, you are required to provide two or more years of mandatory military service.
Well, I propose we introduce a similar concept in North America, but it won’t be military service.
It’ll be exercise service.
You see, every able bodied citizen MUST commit to at least 1 hour a week of riding a stationary bicycle.
But it won’t be just any stationary bicycle. The bicycle will be attached to a power generator.
Yes, ever person will be required to pump cycle power back into the grid for a least one hour a week.
This will not only reduce our dependance on fossil fuels, it will perhaps take the edge of North Americas morbid obesity problem. Maybe.
Think it’s a good idea? Pass it around. Maybe it’ll be the next green movement.
