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Long Lasting Toys for Girls (I have hit a new low)

July 18th, 2011

Anyone who has a child can tell you that she outgrows everything so fast. Toys that were fun only a little while ago are way too babyish for her now. So, I have researched some toys that will start off being a fun imagination filled thing as a little one, but will also be enjoyed by her well into adulthood.  Parents, you’re welcome.

Vibrating Pillow:

Sassy Vibrating Teether:

Vibrating Strap:

Vibrating Snake:

Vibrating Motorized Pen:

Vibrating Teddy Bear:

This will save you THOUSANDS of dollars guaranteed. TIP: After puberty invest in rechargeable batteries to keep your savings.

That is all.

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politically incorrect, talking out of my ass

Really Bad Speed Art – THE TRIO!

July 10th, 2011

Yes, I have completed my third masterpiece on the really bad speed art! This latest one is all about Mona Lisa’s smile. And you know, if you repost these, like them, favorite them, facebook them, I will take your request. Consider yourself Warned.

 

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Parody, politically incorrect, shameless promotion

The Girl and Her Knife

June 27th, 2011

Ever since my friend’s 14 year old daughter saw my new camping knife, she wanted a knife of her own. Why a 14 year old girl wants a knife when she should be most concerned with music and clothing and boys, who knows?

It was her birthday in a few weeks and she kept asking me if I would get her a knife. Her dad told her no, no way, nuh uh, no knife for you! So that option was out. I asked her what else she wanted. A pony or a puppy was her reply, which was an even bigger no from me and her father both.

Then yesterday was the day of her birthday, and I still had no answer as what to get for her. Before I went over there, I called her father once again to ask what his daughter might like.

He told me, in no uncertain terms, to get her a knife.

Of course, I asked him what had changed his mind. His answer

“Somebody bought her a two piece bikini…”

So this is the knife I got for her. Her dad was pleased.

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dumb things I do to myself, politically incorrect, talking out of my ass , , , ,

I’m Pretty Sure I’m Jesus.

May 20th, 2011

I’m pretty sure I’m Jesus. The ‘impending rapture’ of tomorrow, May 21st, 2011, has got me thinking. And I think I’m Jesus.

There are just too many similarities to deny. I’ve put them in a table below.

JESUS

ME

Was crucified and brought back to life at 33 years of age I am 33 years of age
Is Jewish Is Jewish
Has a beard Has a beard

As you can see, the similarities are just too strong to deny.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll need to finish my list of who’s going into heaven. It’s rather short, so I’ll still have time for beer and pretzels.

Good luck to the rest of you.

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politically incorrect, social commentary, talking out of my ass

Dirty Harry Vs. Justin Bieber

May 9th, 2011

Dirty Harry Vs. Justin Beiber. This is SO satisfying.

 

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Parody, politically incorrect