The Mind of Spaz

I’ve been dabbling in creating videos. Learning more like it. I’m really not very good at all, but I’m trying. It’s a learning curve, right?

In light of the upcoming election, I did a satire video entitled “The Real Reason for the 2011 Canadian Election“.

Click the link above and view it. Check out the awesome crazy lady who left an awesome crazy lady response.

For anyone who doesn’t understand this, the lefties have even better crazies than the right winged people. Oh so fun to make fun of. Which is what I’ve done.

Presenting! Dramatic Reading of YouTube Comment!!!!!! I left the link for the video right on the crazy persons YouTube profile. I hope she enjoys viewing it as much as I enjoyed making it.

dumb things I do to myself, politically incorrect, rant

Females talk too much. When you get two or more females in a room, it sounds like a tsunami coming your way. Seriously, the cackling is so loud I look for my water wings.

This also applies to female dogs. Observe.

rant, talking out of my ass

I was at the grocery store this weekend for my once per week trip for white bread, frozen vegetables and baloney. Yea, I eat like an effing champ. Ahead of me in line were two of the most ugliest, bulldyke female (?) humans (?) I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking so ugly, that if they were a website and you clicked on it, you’d get a windows security alert.

It was a long line so there was some waiting to be done. And that’s when it happened. They started hitting on me.

I have two questions.

1) What would obvious bull dyke lesbians want with me? Did they want to experiment in a threesome (barf)? Did they target me as a possible donor of decent quality genetic material because I’m not morbidly obese, I have no obvious (physical) defects and I wear glasses so they figured I’m smart? What?

2) Why can’t it be decent looking lesbians that hit on me? Why do all lipstick lesbians have to be aloof bitches? Why do most straight good looking women have to be so? For that matter, why do normal looking girls have to have such high standards because they saw a normal looking girl with a really hot guy once? For that matter, why do good looking guys have to sometimes date normal looking women so that normal looking women see this and then would rather play with a vibrator than date normal looking guys because now they THINK they can get a Johnny Depp?

So basically what I’m saying is WHAT DID THE LESBIANS WANT!!!!

politically incorrect, rant

Ok guys, THIS is funny.

You ever run into someone so stupid that it would make you think twice about the validity of eugenics?

So, here is what happened:

1. A stupidhead cheats at an online game by installing illegal hacks on his computer (a hack is a program that ‘cheats’ for you)
2. Said stupid head got caught cheating
3. The manner in which he was caught was another, legit player, trying to keep the game clean, recorded him cheating and uploaded it to youtube.
4. The game developer saw the videos, agreed it was cheating and banned him
5. Said stupidhead denies cheating, regardless of a video favorited on his youtube account entitled “How to Hack in Combat Arms”
6. Banned player threatens to sue other person for posting things that he puts in the public domain.

Pure, pure comedy.

Click here to read more about this stupidhead and his stupid ways and his freakouts it’s gold if you like gaming or combat arms or even just like reading about stupid idiots I promise.

rant, shameless promotion, social commentary

Sorry, this is political today. I’ve prepared a video showing the REAL reason we’re having yet ANOTHER damned Federal election.

Do me a favour. We’ve been spinning our damned wheels for over half a decade with a hog-tied minority government. Just give the conservatives those extra 3 seats they need for a majority, let them do the job of pulling the country back right from the too-far-left we are now, then vote them out in 5 years when they become complacent. Ok?

rant, social commentary