Don’t piss off fast food workers. Usually they are young and disrespectful, and if they are lifers, possibly old and bitter. They get paid minimum wage and have no fear of getting fired for retribution. Case in point:
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This morning I turned on my work cell phone to get a 3 minute long pocket dial from my friend Tech Joe.
It was the usual pocket dial, back ground noise, people yelling, dogs barking, all the normal things that go on at Tech Joes house.
Except the phone wasn’t in his pocket at the time.
I let Tech Joe listen to the message, and he was confused. He knew exactly what time this was – he was out on the porch with a beer. The little dog started barking so he came back in to shut her up, then he shut up the big dog. He talked to his wife for a bit then went back outside.
The whole time, his phone was on his desk plugged in to charge. The kid was in bed so it wasn’t the kid who did it.
No one touched the phone from well before then to first thing this morning when he retrieved it from the charger to take it to work.
Something called my work phone (probably the last dialed number as I had talked to him earlier in the evening) and hung up 3 minutes later.
His house is over 100 years old and when they moved in, they had to get rid of the cats because they went nuts.
WEIRD creepy shit. I’m going to get myself a ghost hunting kit or something and see if I can find any spirits. If you believe in this stuff. I’m starting to maybe. Maybe the spirit will even be some hot chick and I can get my ghost on!
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I don’t have words. Just watch the video. Especially if you love dogs.
If I was to show you an orange, what would you say it is? An orange right?
If I was to show you an apple, you’d all say it was an apple right?
I have a penis between my legs. I’m a boy.
If I had a vagina between my legs, I’d be a girl.
Some people are fucking stupid. I really don’t care if you want to hurt your own damned selves, but when you involve other, innocent people it takes it to another level. Especially with children.
And I can’t see ANY psychological problems coming from this, at all. None whatsoever. I’m sure the kid won’t be made fun of or belittled in any way, and the kid CERTAINLY won’t be confused!
Effing retarded parents!
I’m pretty sure I’m Jesus. The ‘impending rapture’ of tomorrow, May 21st, 2011, has got me thinking. And I think I’m Jesus.
There are just too many similarities to deny. I’ve put them in a table below.
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JESUS |
ME |
| Was crucified and brought back to life at 33 years of age | I am 33 years of age |
| Is Jewish | Is Jewish |
| Has a beard | Has a beard |
As you can see, the similarities are just too strong to deny.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll need to finish my list of who’s going into heaven. It’s rather short, so I’ll still have time for beer and pretzels.
Good luck to the rest of you.
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