The Mind of Spaz

I’m pretty sure I’m Jesus. The ‘impending rapture’ of tomorrow, May 21st, 2011, has got me thinking. And I think I’m Jesus.

There are just too many similarities to deny. I’ve put them in a table below.

As you can see, the similarities are just too strong to deny.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll need to finish my list of who’s going into heaven. It’s rather short, so I’ll still have time for beer and pretzels.

Good luck to the rest of you.

politically incorrect, social commentary, talking out of my ass

I just got back from the states and what do I find? An awesome Harley dood that whips his beard hair! In the wind! He lets the wind whip his beard hair back and forth! Of course I got video. From my cell phone but it’s better than me describing it because frankly, I suck.

social commentary, talking out of my ass

What MIGHT happen if Arnold Schwarzenegger got an invite to the Royal Wedding

Parody, politically incorrect, talking out of my ass

My Penis is ALIVE! And it defends my HONOR!!

dumb things I do to myself, talking out of my ass

Females talk too much. When you get two or more females in a room, it sounds like a tsunami coming your way. Seriously, the cackling is so loud I look for my water wings.

This also applies to female dogs. Observe.

rant, talking out of my ass