On The Old Man and Ikea
I took my dad to Ikea to pick up a desk or whatever for his new home office. He’s 60. Apparently, 60 is when you go senile. At least for him.
Dad: Hey, see that girl standing 3 feet behind us? I bet she’s a lesbian!
Me: You realize she can hear you, right?
Dad: And you see that really really fat chick waiting in line for ice cream?
Me: The one that looks like she can bodyslam both you and me, and is also in earshot?
Dad: I bet you she’s her girlfriend!
Me: Ok old man, time to go.
Awesome.
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On Being a Bird.
I had a thought today.
I wish I was a bird.
Because then I could just fly away.
Complete freedom, soaring in the air.
Then it occurred to me.
If I was a bird, then I’d walk funny.
So I didn’t want to be a bird anymore.
Then I had another thought.
I already walk funny, so what’s the difference?
Now I want to be a bird again.
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Computer Choice
Well, as you may or probably don’t know, I have internet OCD. I start projects and try things to see if they work. And sometimes they don’t. Usually they don’t. But I have a good feeling about this one.
One of the things that I come across quite often in my travels is the question “What kind of computer do I need? There’s so much choice what do I buy?”
And it’s true. There’s a lot of choice and often people buy computers that are so powerful they don’t use but a percentage of the power. Or worse, they buy cheap and are frustrated when their machines can’t do the things they want.
So, I went and created
Computer Choice
Basically, it’s a free service that gives you a few things:
- A free quiz that asks you questions to help determine the best product for your needs
- A free consulting service, fill out a form and I’ll find the best types of machines for your needs
- A product directory showing good examples of computers in every category for every need.
And a few other things.
So, I hope anyone that reads this finds some use for the free computer consulting service. Even better, help me get the word out. Add a link to your blog, tweet it, facebook it, tell your friends about it. Please?
Thanks!
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