The Mind of Spaz

Thinker of topics not thought of. Taker of stances not taken. Clairvoyant to the point of stupidity. Monopolizer of conversations. Giver of atomic wedgies. All this and more, The Mind of Spaz.

I took my dad to Ikea to pick up a desk or whatever for his new home office. He’s 60. Apparently, 60 is when you go senile. At least for him.

Dad: Hey, see that girl standing 3 feet behind us? I bet she’s a lesbian!

Me: You realize she can hear you, right?

Dad: And you see that really really fat chick waiting in line for ice cream?

Me: The one that looks like she can bodyslam both you and me, and is also in earshot?

Dad: I bet you she’s her girlfriend!

Me: Ok old man, time to go.

Awesome.

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I had a thought today.

I wish I was a bird.

Because then I could just fly away.

Complete freedom, soaring in the air.

Then it occurred to me.

If I was a bird, then I’d walk funny.

So I didn’t want to be a bird anymore.

Then I had another thought.

I already walk funny, so what’s the difference?

Now I want to be a bird again.

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Well, as you may or probably don’t know, I have internet OCD. I start projects and try things to see if they work. And sometimes they don’t. Usually they don’t. But I have a good feeling about this one.

One of the things that I come across quite often in my travels is the question “What kind of computer do I need? There’s so much choice what do I buy?”

And it’s true. There’s a lot of choice and often people buy computers that are so powerful they don’t use but a percentage of the power. Or worse, they buy cheap and are frustrated when their machines can’t do the things they want.

So, I went and created

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Basically, it’s a free service that gives you a few things:

1. A free quiz that asks you questions to help determine the best product for your needs
2. A free consulting service, fill out a form and I’ll find the best types of machines for your needs
3. A product directory showing good examples of computers in every category for every need.

And a few other things.

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Thanks!

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