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My Thoughts on Anal Sex

May 18th, 2009

It’s not that I’m apposed to anal sex, it’s just that I won’t stick it in a woman’s bum.

Not because of any particular reason other than my own brand of fucked up logic.

You see, for some reason it’s one hole or the other with me, but not both.

Poo comes out of the one hole, and babies come out of the other.

And I find babies slightly less gross than poo.  Only just slightly.

Therefore, I won’t stick it up her bum, no matter how much she begs.

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Ok, but only if she begs.

That is all.

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A Used Tampon in my Truck!

March 23rd, 2009

I don’t like kids.

I don’t like kids at all.  I don’t understand how anyone can think ugly, drooly, poopy, frog like babies are cute.  How they can tolerate a disgusting looking toddler breaking their shit and leaving dirt and grime everywhere.

As far as children and teenagers, I might have liked them if I was around in the 50′s.  These children were to be seen and not heard, respected their elders, and went out and EARNED their own way. Not like today’s stupid little turds, where everything is ‘fair’ and we KNOW that’s NOT how the world works. How they think they’re going to be rich by not doing anything, how everything should just come to them. Their talk back, contemptuous look for the people who make their soft, comfy lives possible.

Tweens and teens disgust me the most.

I live three houses down from a school. I’m constantly picking up the garbage that these little ‘tards strew about everywhere.  Juice box’s, sandwich bags, chocolate bar wrappers, chip bags. etc.

Funny enough, I never pick up apple cores, orange or banana peels.

No wonder today’s little shits make the Pilsbury Dough Boy look slim.

But the other day was the last straw. Some little PUKE left her USE TAMPON in the back of my truck.

Some giant, loose gaping vagina’d skank whore.

“But Spaz”, you’re thinking, “Why did you use the words ‘giant loose gaping vagina skank whore’? I mean, how do you know?”

How do I know? HOW DO I KNOW?  Well, I took a picture of the damned used tampon. Judge for yourself.

giant-tampon‘Nuff Said

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