There’s a place you got to go.
If you’re here, reading this post, than you’re here because you like the cheesy tripe that comes out of my head. All one-hundred of you that visit in a day.
Seriously, can you get like nine-hundred more of your friends to come to my blog? If you do I can start advertising, make some money, and buy that caramelized pig’s head I always wanted. Thanks in advance.
But head cheese and boiled cow intestine isn’t why I’m writing today. No, it’s to tell you about something that’s funny. Almost as funny as me. Funnier if you actually have good taste in humor. And that funny is………
The fabulous, talented and completely smokin’ hot Chelle B (hooyah) spent time, money, and the sweat of her blond brow to bring you the BEST humor blogger directory and social network EVER.
Do you know what else? I’m in the humor bloggers directory! Chelle B let me in even though I gave her the clap back in high school. Which was quite the feat seeing as I was in like grade two back then.
Ok, you guys need to pay attention now. Seriously. I’m looking at you moooog. Quit smacking Mr. Happy around for just a sec and take a listen to this.
To date, the FUNNIEST bloggers on this great wide planet earth call Humor Bloggers [dot] com their home. Do you know how freaking funny and talented these people are?
The are so talented..
… ready for this?
They are so talented, that they have MOMMY bloggers that are funny. Seriously. The mommy bloggers there actually make me laugh, they are cool, and funny, and use their talents to make funny, not exploit their poor children, husband, 37 cats and iguana.
Now THAT is quality. And that’s the quality you are going to expect to find at humor bloggers [dot] com.
Come to find your funny. Come to share your funny, if you are good enough. Yea, fine, membership is a bit of an exclusivists club, but you gotta be funny to get in. There’s no point in having a humor blog directory and letting in some Emo kid because he made a funny post ONCE about dipping his doodle in a spicy bean pate. You gotta be funny on a regular basis. Umm, you also have to BE funny on a regular basis, not just think you are.
I’m just saying.
But it isn’t just about the directory. It’s about the whole experience. For example, last week we had a monkey beating contest. I beat my monkey all week. Sometimes several times a day. Hell, I even beat my monkey fifty times in a row. I didn’t win. As a matter of fact, Chelle B beat her monkey better than I beat mine. But in the end, it didn’t matter, because I had fun beating my monkey with everyone at humorbloggers [dot] com.
Other things you’ll enjoy at humorbloggers [dot] com:
- A chat room full of funny
- A forum full of funny
- Daily articles written by funny
- An arcade
- Bet you thought I was going to use the word funny after arcade. There’s nothing funny about the word arcade.
So, what are you all waiting for! Everybody get your cute little tushe’s down to humorbloggers [dot] com. Now. Even if you’ve been a bit of a couch potato and your tush isn’t so little any more. Go.
Humorbloggers [dot] com. We have your funny.
‘Nuff Said.
