The Mind of Spaz

Well.  I come up with a Mind of Spaz ebook, get HUNDREDS of post views, and only like, 7 people were interested in getting a free ebook? Am I that boring?

I attribute it to the fact that I barely post in this blog anymore, I’m hideously ugly, and I’m not Jerry Seinfeld.  I mean, Seinfeld made tens of millions on a SHOW about nothing. I just want a few hundred bucks from my shitty ebook. Maybe like Seinfeld, I need to have it my own blog but have the real talent be everyone else. Who wants to do a guest post?

But hey, I got one girl disagreeing with my ‘woman list’ on the below post, and one marriage proposal.  AND the girl that asked me to marry her emailed me and told me she LIKED the book. She even used the word ‘genius’. Poor girl.  If she only knew the real Spaz.

Anyways, I’m going to leave the ‘contest‘ open for a few more days, for anyone else that wants their free copy. Just gimme a comment and satisfy my attention whore, would you?

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Everybody likes free stuff. And free stuff almost always comes in the form of a contest.

So, I’ve decided that The Mind of Spaz should have a contest of its own.

Now, I can’t afford to actually give the winners anything that they can hold in their hands – like a Ferrari, a new motorboat, or my junk, but I can give them something almost as good (as my junk).  Therefore, I’ve decided to start the official Mind of Spaz SLOGAN CONTEST!  The winner will recieve special recognition near the top of my sidebar with a link to their blog/website.  As well, they will get a PERMANENT special link on the contest page.

The rules are simple: Think up a slogan that best describes me and/or this blog.  To enter, either write a post about the slogan, or mention it in one of your posts.  Put a linkback to my blog in the post.  I should recieve a pingback but just to be sure, leave a comment or contact me telling me you entered. That’s it, that’s all! Happy writing!

On with the show.

Have you been showering, on the can, walking or hitting yourself in the head with a frying pan, and all of the sudden you think up momentous quote?  Have you ever been driving along or grocery shopping when something happens so stupid or terrific that you have to share? And do you ever wonder exactly how you will share it?

Wonder no more! Simply go to jinxed.org.  You can enter your quote or story (like this tool who tried to do laundry in the shitter, no it wasn’t me), immediately before it leaves your vacant head!  People vote on it, and comment on it too.  And before I forget, there’s a widget button to add any of these quotes or stories to your blog or website.

Check out this website – it really is a fantastic and original one.  And that means a lot coming from The Mind of Spaz.

‘Nuff Said.

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