Downs Syndrome Olympics
I love people with downs syndrome. Seriously, I do. Not in that way you sicko perverts.
I love the childlike outlook on life. How they always seem to be happy. Maybe that’s not love, more like jealousy, how easy it is for most of them to be happy.
Also, I love the noises they make when they are excited. DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! hehehe. A person with downs syndrome in a theater will turn an action movie into a comedy with each explosion, fight scene, or car chase.
Seriously, how can you not love a face like this:
Dargh! You're still going to hell Spaz! Dargh!
Now, let’s talk about the special olympics, specifically when it comes to the weight lifting competitions. I think that people with downs syndrome are in there not because of their syndrome, but because they have an unfair advantage. Let me explain.
Downs syndrome kids have SUPER STRENGTH. In my circle of insensitive assholes, we refer to that as ‘retard strength’.
In other words, if you have retard strength, you cannot compete in regular olympics because of the unfair advantage.
Therefore, downies are NOT in the special olympics because they have funny faces, limited mental capacity and an unnaturally bright outlook on life; no, they’re there so they don’t make the ‘normal’ weightlifters look sily.
Also, and this is just for the ladies, I understand there’s something called ‘retard penis’ and it’s HUGE.
You’re welcome.
