The Mind of Spaz

I’m not dead. Yet. I just haven’t felt like updating this blog in a while. Seeing you know, as I wrote this article that keeps on getting mega hits but I haven’t made a fucking dime.

Yea, I’m a whiny punk.

I’m writing this as my buddy Tech Joe mentioned I haven’t updated in a while. Well, not much happened to me lately. Well, three things have.

1. I met godzilla.
2. I met mothra shortly after I met godzilla
3. I out farted the office farter.

I’ll explain all that crap later. When I feel like it.
Bye.

talking out of my ass godzilla has back boobs, shits, whatever