The Mind of Spaz

We all know what a handicapped sign is. Such as shown to the left.  You see that sign on a car or in a sticker in the car window and you know the person isn’t as able as you.  But wait a minute.  The person came back to their car and they weren’t in a wheelchair. They weren’t even limping!  They were some sort of handicapped that left you all dizzied and disoriented because the sign TOLD you they were in a wheel chair.

This kind of cock punch must stop. How are we, the able bodied people, know how to deal with, and properly react to, the type of handicapped that these people have?

That’s why I propose a new system that gives handicapped signs to people to tell others what kind of handicap they have.

Observe:

Staunch Republican:

Staunch Democrat:

Mommy Blogger:

Bank Manager:

Menopausal Woman:

Feminist:

Virgin:

Super Model:

Welfare Lifer:

Stupid Freeloading Hippie:

Gang Member:

Crazy Cat Person:

Douchebag:

Depraved Pervert:

Please, everybody write your congressman so we can enact these new detail oriented handicapped signs.

It’s in everyone’s best interest.

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