The Mind of Spaz

I know something about Pam Anderson. I’m not supposed to say anything, but you know me. I’m a huge blabbermouth!

It seems that Mz. Anderson is getting a little miffed about being overshadowed by this newest generation of bombshells – Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and the like.

It’s well known that Pam is an attention whore, and theres only one way she knows how to get it. By getting bigger and bigger boobs.

This case is no exception. She’s going for the BIGGEST boobs that man has ever seen.

How do I know? Because as a municipal representative, I was involved in the construction project.

You heard me right. CONSTRUCTION. We were successful bidders to provide the necessary land for the project. Norwich won the other boob.

Don’t believe me? I took pictures.

Here’s a view from the outside, during construction:

Our biggest problem was keeping the seaguls from smacking into the side of the boob.

Some of the technical aspects proved especially difficult:

Here, you can see our successful test of the nipples response to cold stimuli

I couldn’t believe I was actually standing INSIDE the boob!

I'm in awe, and I HAVE to get a picture of this shit!

The boobs are scheduled for release sometime in the spring, upon successful grafting of Pam to her new boobs.

Please, don’t’ spread this around – Mum’s the word until the official release!

Thanks.

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