Gaydar
Queers. Fags. Homosexual. Bum Pirates. Ass blasters. Knob polishers. Chode suckers. Richard Simmons. There are many words for doods who like doing other doods, but the fact of the matter is, I just don’t get it. How can a man like another man, with shit like this out there?
How does shit like this not keep men straight?
Guys, you’ve thought about it. Come on, admit it. The only way you can know if you’re actually straight is by thinking about playing with a rod that isn’t your own. You’ve ALL thought about it once. If the thought of a knob passing your lips makes you lose your lunch, you’re not gay. If you think “hmm, maybe I should try it” chances are you fall into the queer-o-sexual category.
But hell, who cares what people do in the privacy of their own homes. If you want to go to brown town, go right ahead. Just make sure you wipe the poo off your nose before you go into public, mmmkay?
So I don’t understand why some guys like the cock. What I really don’t understand is the flamboyant gays. You still have a penis. It’s ok for you to like cars and power tools even if you’re getting some up the bum. Why the lisp? Why the light loafers? Why the women’s clothing?
And meterosexuals: You like the poonani but you’ve got more girl in you than Rue Paul on his girliest day of girling out? What the hell is wrong with you!
There is one group of people who I think is gayest of all: The intolerant religious, like Pat Robertson and his ilk of poorly educated whackjobs. It’s one thing to be an asshat like me, it’s another to persecute people for doing things that are just none of your business. Yea yea, you all say that being gay is a choice. I’m sure that if a gay guy could choose to be straight to avoid ignorant persecution he would. So why are Pat Roberston and his ignorant ilk all flaming faggots? Because you are what you cannot drop. They fear themselves more than anything. Chaw on that!
Yea, I don’t understand guys that like penis (other than their own). Fine, I think it’s gross, you can call me ignorant if you want. But you can also call me a hypocrite, because there is a group of homosexuals that just rock my socks.
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
‘Nuff Said.
