Chuck Norris
December 9th, 2009
Does anyone else here think chucknorrisfacts.com is the funniest fucking thing you’ve ever seen? Last year my friend Tech Joe asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I asked for Chuck Norris fact posters. He’s never pleased anyone more for less than $10 in his entire life except for that Phillipino hooker that one time, but I’m not supposed to talk about that.
So when I went to one of my favorite female bloggers blog today, the crapfabulous LILU, what did I see? I saw this:
Not only is there nothing funnier than chuck norris, there’s nothing funnier than bollywood type stuff, especially when they are trying to be serious. So anyways, I decided to do a few of my own Chuck Norris posters. They all suck. I apologize.
